Slothi

A SoundCloud artist who took way too much drugs and became really slow like a sloth

Mike: Man look at Brody over there, he toasted
Tony: Oh yeah that’s just Slothi, he always be on something

by HiImDavey November 24, 2021

Sloth Car

“A ‘Sloth Car’ is a vehicle that you get stuck driving behind when they move so slow while driving, that it seems like a sloth is behind the wheel.”

“Joni was about to pull every hair out of her head in frustration while driving behind a sloth car that she could neither pass or go around.”

by Julesheart February 9, 2023

Sloth position

When your SO (the one who is receiving) hangs up side down from their hands and legs (much like a sloth) and sucks, licks, takes, the D.

"Babe hang like a sloth for me. I want to try the sloth position" -me

by super sloth man October 21, 2014

sloth rub

Jacking off so slow it stays soft.

Bro last night that hand job was so bad it was like a sloth rub

by KeWl-AiD170 May 25, 2014

Sloth

To spend you waking hours passively in front of a TV or a book, doing nothing productive.

“It’s been a tough week at work so I want to spend the weekend slothing”
“I think it’s time you stop watching TV and do something productive. You’ve been slothing all day”
“I think we’ve slothed enough for the day. We should get out and do something”

by Doram Jacoby and Ellie Brill January 18, 2019

slothsage

one who lazes about in idleness, claiming it’s too hot out; too windy, etc.

Everyone was just vegging out around the hotel’s pool everyday ‘til some Brits organized a “hash run” (a paper chase—nothing to do with hashish), and amazingly, all the slothsages really got into it.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 13, 2011

purple sea sloth

A sloth that is purple, from the sea 🥰💜

Oh it’s a purple sea sloth

by SERPS-Sorrow August 1, 2020