Slapt

To feel somewhat offended about somebody asking you for something or to do something for them for no reason

Person 1: hey can you buy me a car?
Person 2: naw you got me slapt

by uwuaca July 17, 2023

Moe Slap!

A hard slap of the hand to someone's head or face, like Moe from the 3 Stooges would deliver.

"Man, when Stan gets here I'm gonna Moe Slap! the hell outa him!!!"

by unstable bob January 4, 2008

pensioners slap

A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.

Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.

by Chutney Didsby July 24, 2014

Tee tee slap

When a male slaps a woman with his limp penis in the face, causing a slapping sound.

I love to get out of the shower, walk up to my girlfriend and give her a good tee tee slap to the face.

by Queenaquanesha January 23, 2012

Slap Fire

The art of slapping fire out of a person is to give said person an intense slap that will leave their face red for an extended period of time.

Guy 1-" yo you see that mothafucka giving me that crooked eye"

Guy 2-" yea homeboys grilling dumb hard right now"

Guy 1-"if he keeps it up ima slap fire outta him"

by Profound (Brooklyn, ny) July 7, 2010

National Slap Your Sibling Day

A national holiday where you can slap your siblings! It’s a wonderful day.

“Hey, sister.”
“Hey, what’s up”
“Happy national slap your sibling day!”
“Wha-“
*slaps*

by yourveryownmother October 28, 2020

Slap your sibling across their face day!

On the 1st November, you can slap as little or as many of your siblings across their face

“Hey! It’s national slap your sibling across their face day!”

by Reetusthedinostomper October 26, 2019