skart

To fart while skanking to Ska music.

Ska is playing and people are skanking
*BOMMFSKAGNARGNARSQUIRT*
Marcel: "What was that?"
Martin: "Gross, who farted?"
The Aquabats: "Don't worry, you guys. It's just a skart."
Gwen Stefani: "A skeet+fart?!"
Jordy: "Real matureeeeee, Gwen Stefani."

by Patleek January 12, 2009

skart

Derivative of the two root words skeet and shart combined to form one new: skart

Skeet : to ejaculate

Shart : to unintentionally shit ones self while farting

"Dude I was so drunk whilst humping your mother last night I skarted"

"Yes well, your mother gave me head while I was on the Jon and I skarted"

by Belch July 20, 2008

skart

While driving in a car. Drive past a dead skunk and someone farts and it mixes with the skunks stank.

"Oh my gosh! Who skarted?!"

by McDonnie the Matador August 14, 2009

skart

When you fart and skeet at the same time.

Sorry honey, I skarted again.

by Brianisok January 9, 2008

skart

To fart while skanking to Ska music.

Ska is playing and people are skanking
*BOMMFSKAGNARGNARSQUIRT*
Marcel: "What was that?"
Martin: "Gross, who farted?"
The Aquabats: "Don't worry, you guys. It's just a skart."
Gwen Stefani: "A skeet+fart?!"
Jordy: "Real matureeeeee, Gwen Stefani."

by Patleek February 12, 2008

Skart

When you have a stomach ache in school from holding in a fart all day.

Boy does my stomach hurt, I have a Skart.

by Rat Boy 11 January 8, 2018

Skart

Skart basically means that you will never know what skart means.

You are skart

by Mnms and skarties November 16, 2019