simpicity

The quality or condition of doing way too much for someone liked, or having qualities ascribed to being a simp.

The toxic simpicity in this chat is unbearable. She's not going to have sex with you.

by saintsundere February 20, 2021

Simpicity

Simpicity returns clarity to ones perception.

We took as a lone scooter and the rail system to apply simpicity to our thinking.

by Urbansmart66 September 19, 2018

Simpicity

The degree of a male’s simp levels.

Yo dude did you see that picture of that kid and his girlfriend? What a simp lol.
Yeah bro that was some big simp energy, that rivals the simpicity of Christian!

by Sexual pear April 29, 2020

SimCity 4

A city simulator with the addictive and self destructive equivalent to heroine. The risk of leaving work, friends and family for this time consuming habbit is rather high. Has some minor problems running on Vista, but you wont care. Requires a decent amount of computer power, brain power and practice to successfully perfect a highly educated well funded city with sufficient transportation and low pollution with enough water, hospitals, fire departments and police stations to shut up those annoying advisors of yours that dont leave you alone until the problem is resolved.

Advisor: No bandage blues: simcity 4 healthcare workers walk

Mayor: shut up whore im working on it

Advisor: Big time problems hit local avenue

Mayor: well too bad theres really not much i can do

Advisor: Undercover cop unearths den of crime

Mayor: homie, im not building another police station near that airport

by vnvxvnv June 7, 2009

Simcity DRM

A thing in gaming which requires the game to be always online even in single player which was invented to play by your god-damn self! Named after the DRM in Simcity (2013)

Guy 1: Yo you getting the new Battlefield.
Guy 2: No way man it has Simcity DRM
Guy 1 and 2: EA!

by Louis 42 March 18, 2013

simcity

to simcity (verb) -- to totally fuck up a product release; generally used to refer to the fuckedness of deploying anything

Ted tried to apologize to his wife, but he totally simcity'd it. Now, she's madder than ever.

by dannyflorida March 11, 2013

Simpdacity

The audacity of a simp; a weak human

Vp: A doctor cannot date an influencer
A: the simpdacity

by Mackzie February 22, 2020