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Simpess

the female equivalent of a simp. she overvalues men who treat her horribly.
Brittney is a simpess, her boyfriend has cheated on her 3 times now and she's still with him.
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Simpess

What you call a simp girl
Guy 1: bro she's really into me, she bought me a gift yesterday

Guy 2: bro trust me, she's a simpess
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Simpess

Some girl that is looking for money like a whore looking for dicks
P1: hey bro i got a simpess
P2: get away from her right now, she would only want you for the money.
P1: chilll she won’t

10 minutes later

P1 gets a notification from simpess
P1: she said i’m too broke for her
P2: see, i told you she would want you only for the money
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Simpess

Its simp, but instead of men its used on women
Jessica: I would eat my hair just so Jason were could notice me

Michael: SIMPESS!
by TheExotiC2 April 1, 2020
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Simpess

Man that girl is such a simpess
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Simpers

Simpers are the people who are falling instantly in love with people they don't know but find very attractive.
Michael: Oh dude look, there are some very nice girls

Paolo: Damn yes

Michael: We are such Simpers
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Simpossible

Something that is only possible if you're a simp.
Person 1: I just donated 1000$ to my favorite female streamer!
Person 2: Really I don't believe you, that's impossible!
Person 1: That's not impossible you idiot, that's simpossible!
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