Shreks

A replacement and quite frankly better word for sex.

Person one: I had shreks

Person two: poggers

by jose mama the third January 1, 2021

Shreks

When you have a sex and watch shrek at the same time

Bro I had shreks with my girl last night, best time ever.

by Mentalmethhead March 25, 2020

Shreks Coochie Juice

Shreks Coochie Juice is one of the best mixed drinks ever, comprised of a secret mix of Sailor Jerrys Savage Apple Rum and an unnamed soda. Enjoyed by patriotic right wingers and created by Kevin Lee, Shreks Coochie Juice is a legendary mixed drinks

"I see white claw to my left, and Shreks Coochie Juice to the Right"

by If you know... March 21, 2022

shreks piss

While ‘smoking up’ with the lads and you get the munchies and decide to order McDonalds, a banana milkshake is known as Shrek’s piss

Jake asked Jay to order him twenty chicken nuggets and shreks piss from Mac D’s

by Shrekson O’Connor October 31, 2018

shreks pp

the best thing in the world.

“damn mommi look at the shreks pp on that ogre”

by sage the bisexual October 28, 2019

shreks child

one of the most over-rated people in the world. usually gets attention from all the guys no matter what.

Nigga 1: Omg did you see shreks child? shes so god damn overrated
Nigga 2: ya she sucks
marco: :Rage:

by cbro/dotsightt April 5, 2020

shreks ass

His annoying ass plump donkey

“Hey your ass is looking nice did you groom it?”

“Yeah it took time and effort to make my ass looks like SHREKS ASS”

by Shrek praiser January 9, 2019