Shmeeting

A business meeting involving one to many drinks.

Hi honey I just got back from having a shmeeting.

by Meyuhh May 15, 2018

shmeet

slang for cock,penis etc

I'm gunna stick my shmeet in Mrs.Swanson's huge ass

by mrs.swanson October 12, 2006

shmeet

A very small penis

Your girlfriend told me you had a shmeet

by Somekidfromschool May 15, 2015

Shmeet

Slang for cock,penis

Timmy has a shmeet I saw it yesterday

by Bdjdbd June 1, 2017

shmeet

an adjective that describes something as being extra small

His shirt was extra shmeet.

by Cornelius Hubbard Jr. June 30, 2008

shmeet

A small penis or 'small meat', combining into shmeet.

Bro you got a shmeet?
Nah bro, I bet derek does though.

by UnShmeet January 19, 2016

Shmeet

Anything and everything you've every wanted something to be

I can't wait to rub it all over my shmeet

by shmeetrogers September 14, 2017