Shitler's list

A black and white gay film referred to in S3:E1 of the The League. A B&W was used because the "the cum was white and dicks were black"

Shitler's list was a great film. I can't believe you've heard of it.

by theleaguer April 29, 2012

Shitler's Lip

Where a stripper/lap dancer bends over in your face and sharts, leaving you with fecal debris on your upper lip.

Matt was in a strip club and that fat bitch left him with a shitler's lip and it cost him a dollar.

by Dave Matt Jay Emily Christa April 13, 2013

Shitter's Polio

When you have sat on the toilet too long and your legs go numb. When you get up to walk away, you walk away like a Polio survivor.

Cory: Dude I was shitting so long I almost fell asleep.

Kevin: Man, that's horrible!

Cory: Nah, the worst of it, I came out like I had Shitter's Polio.

by souperpig November 4, 2009

Shitler Stash

Fucking a chick in the ass, then pulling out your shit covered dick, and wiping it above her upper lip. Giving her the look of a "hitler stash" or in this case a "Shitler Stash".

My girlfriend's shitler stash is thicker than your regular stash.

by cubfan14 November 20, 2009

Shitter's Ditch

The place where one goes when in alot of trouble. Usually the kind of trouble of their own creation and the situation has drastically deteriorated.

A major stuff up.

Oh fuck, I can't believe you forgot to put the car tyre back on properly; we are really up Shitter's Ditch now.

A: "Where's Barry?"
B: "He cheated on his wife and is in hiding"
A: "Oh, he must be up Shitter's Ditch then."

by Harry Goodson October 1, 2010

shitter's remorse

The feeling of remorse you feel after you think you finished taking a shit and you wipe and flush, and you realize you haven't finished.

As I stood up, a wave of shitter's remorse flushed over me as I realized - I hadn't finished.

by ass connoisseur January 10, 2014

Shitter's Ditch

A place of pure torment owing to your own misfortune or stupidly. Imagine being cast into the bottom of a ditch that was used by everyone as a latrine, up to your neck in excreta with yet more people above, continuing to empty their bowls on you. Possibly in a war zone where everyone has explosive diarrhorea from dysentery. You get the idea - it's a dire situation beyond imagination.

Ahh shit!! I'm half way across the world in North Korea, I've had my wallet and passport stolen - no money, no ID , no accommodation , the military suspect me of being a spy and are about to torture my arse, I can't get in touch with the embassy and to top it all off, i'm hanging by my wrists in an interrogation cell and my nose is itchy so I can't scratch !! Sigh, I'm really in shitter's ditch now !

by Devlin Dogue April 22, 2018