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Sextipation

The inability of having sexual intercourse when traveling, out of a sense of not being in familiar territory, or having an in-law walk in on the act, or out of the grossed-out notion that you are being eaten alive by bedbugs.

Often this occurs during holiday travels when visiting family, out of the sheer horror of having your mother-in-law (or biological family member) detect the act in some way.
What's wrong with Joe? He seems kinda stressed out.

Sextipation. 'Nuff said.
by Married_Lovin_It November 29, 2010
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Sextation

Sextation is a travel experience, such as a vacation, where the primary recreational activity happens to be engaging in sex with your significant other. It can also be used when there isn't an official vacation, but one is staying at home. Similar to a stay-cation, you don't need to leave home to enjoy the many benefits. It usually implies that the sex is extended, over a day or more, like a vacation, but a sextation.
Oh my God, my new BF is so hot! We didn't leave his house for three days - it was like a total sextation -three nights, and four days. All inclusive. I need a vacation!
by Funny Moms May 16, 2016
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Sexvitation

Invitation for sex by a friend or partner.
I just got a sexvitation from Jeffrey!
by derick2903 September 7, 2016
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sexpirational

adj. (sex-pir-ation-al) A woman who is the equivalent of a stud. She is a sexual inspiration to women. She may or may not be a whore.
That prostitute is so sexpirational to me because of the way she works that street corner and brings home the dough.
by Panqueque February 6, 2012
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sexpiration date

The time when an individual needs to stop having sex.
"Omg did u see that old lady in the club tonite?"
"O yea. She is way pass her sexpiration date"
by T.S.E. May 29, 2008
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Sexpiration Date

When a man or woman has reached the maximum amount of time he or she can go without sexual intercourse.
"I really need to get laid. I'm way past my sexpiration date!"
by Quirky Girl January 3, 2010
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Sextination

(n) a somewhat private, public place visited by couples for the purpose of coitus.
"I heard Norman took Abby to the coat closet...it’s the perfect sextination”
by Chookie June 11, 2006
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