seminal

1) Of or relating to semen.
2) A buncha crazy indians.

1) Dude, your mom was seminal in suckin' deeez nuuutz.
2) Man...look at those seminals. What a buncha seminal assholes.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003

Seminal make-up

Make-up used when time and money are of the essence. The semen is used as a moisturiser to rejuvenate the skin leaving it plump and firm and reducing the appearance of wrinkles. Usually used after sexual intercourse in the morning ending with a cumshot to the face.

Emily was late for work after our long morning session so she said to give her seminal make-up so she could be on her way.

by Make-up giver September 21, 2009

Seminal Fluid

see cum, jizz. sperm

"i looked up seminal fluid in the urban dictionary for I have issues."

by Andrew Kirkman April 8, 2006

seminal receptor

A woman who is a little bit too fond of giving oral sex.

Stephanie is a seminal receptor

by LaDeena June 11, 2006

seminal vestibule

Somebody who has been filled with semen sexually, either male or female.

Jenny: I got fucked so hard im a seminal vestibule

by Joel Allan June 22, 2006

seminal valve

The tube located in a man or hermaphrodite's penis from which the white glory bursts forth, usually accompanied by grunting and or moaning sounds of pleasure.

Caleb prodded his seminal valve with a toothpick and exploded on it with his hot, sticky love juice.

by mandingo_smash July 22, 2014

Seminal Reaction

The explosive reaction from over stimulation of common activities

This Digiorno pizza was so good I had a seminal reaction in my pants.

by NeoRage211 September 9, 2010