Scrambled eggs

Boil a couple of eggs, peel them and have your girlfriend suck them into her meat taco. Use your raging boner and hammer the shit out of her for about 5 minutes. Then proceed to eat your freshly made scrambled eggs.

Honey, lets make some scrambled eggs.

by peanutsz April 25, 2013

Scrambled eggs

Falling on and/or hitting your nuts.... really hard

Dude you just scrambled your eggs on that rail.

by The Wonder Skate Team August 28, 2005

Scrambled eggs

Burning poop in a paper bag on someones doorstep.

Let's give Mr. Jefferson some scrambled eggs.

by Dirty Harry April 2, 2003

scrambling eggs

When you're fucking a girl so hard her ovaries get scrambled.

Vinnie: Yo, I finally banged Gina last night.
Tony: Yeah? How'd it go?
Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.

by the_scrambler November 27, 2014

scrambled egg

Upon ejaculating on a woman's breasts or stomach, the gentleman proceeds to whisk the pool of semen with his penis. Best results occur when both the woman and the penis are kept in constant motion to help create smaller and softer curds.

After she received the scrambled egg treatment, she had to take a shower.

by Internet Warlord April 29, 2008

The Scrambled Egg

When you ease an egg into the ass of your girl, then you fuck her pussy so hard it actually scrambles in her ass! Then you feed it to the neighbors kids!

The scrambled egg popped up agin! The whole neighborhood is eating cereal now!

by DukeEfan June 5, 2018

Scrambled Eggs

When a female is performing oral on a male's junk, she places a vibrator at full blast in his scrote between his balls. As he aproaches ejaculation she begins to vigorous move the device in a 'scrambling' motion.

"OHHHH man I heard Jessica sucked your dick last night."
"Yes she most certainly did! She even pulled out her rabbit and gave me some Scrambled Eggs right before I came in her mouth!"

by Busaman June 27, 2009