Schlopped

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)

" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."

by googoobear October 12, 2008

Schlop

When a person is about to get some spicy head from a girl

My nigga jasen this bitch is gonna schlop

by Chris the puss crusher March 7, 2017

Schlop

Sound kitty makes when it drinks water. Doggos can make it too.

Kitty see water, kitty do schlop sclhop, water gone.

by KittyPotatoCat June 30, 2019

schlop

the act of getting your dick wet, either by receiving head or by getting some pussy

That bitch maddie with the nice tits gave me some grade A schlop last weekend.

by Guess Who Dork :) November 10, 2017

Schlop

The sound which is made when a very wet substance hits a durable surface at force. This sound would be most commonly heard when an extremely wet turd departs from your anus and hits the surface of the water at speed.

Bill: "I had an extremely wet turd this morning"
Henry: "Did it make a Schlop?"
Bill: "Yes, my arse is still moist"

by Nerd. December 31, 2007

Schlop

When an extremely large penis swings at speed and hits your significant other on the cheek, making a hollow, schloppy noise.

"Dude, I schlopped her so hard, her head turned like a corkscrew!"

by schlopmeister July 4, 2008

Schlop

to smack in the face with any squishy object containing water, providing a crowd w/ a humerous result.

Alex schlopped Marshal, sending Noah into jiggly hysterics.

by Poop Face McGee and the Poopettes March 28, 2004