To squeeze one's body unattractively. Usually used when females refer to their terrible options for swimwear.
I need new swim bottoms, but everything I've tried on is sausagizing me!
I finally found a new swimsuit that doesn't sausagize my legs! --said no girl ever.
I finally found a new swimsuit that doesn't sausagize my legs! --said no girl ever.
by meagano4887 September 14, 2013
Get the Sausagizemug. When you're drunk off your ass and on the cusp of alcohol poisoning but you're still functioning correctly and having a great ass time.
Dude, my ass was so sausaged last night! I drank 3 four locos, almost fuckin died but I was still lit, danced to gasolina 8 times.
by Meh123 June 11, 2017
Get the Sausagedmug. When you eat too many sausages. Side effects may include having a severe chest cough and croaky voice.
by read_words_kids March 26, 2021
Get the Sausagitismug. 1.) Lacking of anything, material or otherwise.
2.) A taunting or jesting phrase, usually said when denying someone of a privalage after allowing them (either intentionally or unintentinally) to get their hopes up.
2.) A taunting or jesting phrase, usually said when denying someone of a privalage after allowing them (either intentionally or unintentinally) to get their hopes up.
1.)"Hey Ted, do you have the rent today?"
"No sausage."
2.) "I was playin halo, and I raped this guy. Then he came back, and he thought he was gonna get me, but I was like 'No sausage' and I raped him again."
"No sausage."
2.) "I was playin halo, and I raped this guy. Then he came back, and he thought he was gonna get me, but I was like 'No sausage' and I raped him again."
by Davada Niviob February 22, 2009
Get the No sausagemug. 
by Matomat January 27, 2019
Get the to sausagemug. To repeatedly slap a sausage on a persons face when they are sleeping in order to confuse them into thinking it is a penis.
by RemiKurtJoelNickBillJohnErrol August 8, 2006
Get the sausagedmug.