Sard

An idiot who has to be sarcastic after almost, if not all statements.

Dude 1.) AGH! john is such a sard.
Dude 2.) Yeah everytime i say something he has some douchy sarcastic remark.

by griff69 December 17, 2008

Sard

A slang term for someone that is a native from the Italian island of Sardegna.

Dude, so we all thought she was from Rome. It turned out to be that she was a Sard.

by Rodrigo Duarte September 28, 2006

sard

A state of constant lethargy; alternately, to enter or remain in said state. Can be used as a verb or noun, and by extremely tricky folk, an adjective.

I was going to go see the Garfield movie, but I sarded and jerked off instead.

by feetarse September 5, 2008

sard

To laze, to feel no special interest in doing something

"I sard looking at that"

=

"I'm too fucking lazy to do it"

by anvpoan July 7, 2006

sard

Slang word for 'bye' when leaving one or more people

also, if someone suddenly leaves the company of others, shouting this can be a reaction to their exit

can be used to full effect if very loud or stretched

"Rite see yaa!"

"SARD!"

by fake-tales-of-hull August 27, 2006

sard

n. in between a hard on and flacid weenis

"It's just a sard right now"

by kyle anthony October 20, 2003

sard

Shortened version of sardcore, which is a combination of savage and hardcore.

It would be sard to be a contract killer

by HermaphroGreg July 27, 2004