1) an excuse as to why there is smoke coming out of your oven
2) a dish often confused for Steamed Hams
2) a dish often confused for Steamed Hams
1)Chalmers: why is there smoke. Oming out of your oven
Skinner:oh, that's not smoke, thats steam. Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having.
2)Chalmers: I thought you said we were having Steamed Clams
Skinner: Oh no, i said Steamed Hams. Thats what I call hamburgers
Skinner:oh, that's not smoke, thats steam. Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having.
2)Chalmers: I thought you said we were having Steamed Clams
Skinner: Oh no, i said Steamed Hams. Thats what I call hamburgers
by TheRogueChicken July 21, 2019
by Chuck Bucket January 28, 2005
by W.E. Coyote August 21, 2003
The ultimate act of revenge upon a cheating girlfriend. This is the process in which you buy a bottle of hand sanitizer and simply remove its label and replace it with a label from a bottle of lube. Use the sanitizer as lube and she will receive the burning sting of retribution.
by BGOFTACH January 18, 2010
Dude: So what're you gunna have for dinner?
Dude2: I don't know about you, but I'm having steamed clam.
Dude2: I don't know about you, but I'm having steamed clam.
by IrishBigguns October 05, 2005
When a couple is spooning (the man is the "little spoon" and the female is the "big spoon") and the man surprises his lady by releasing a hot, wet fart onto the her clam, thus steaming it. Voila, STEAMED CLAM!!!
by ktbux June 15, 2009
by Saggyclit March 21, 2017