cyber STDs

Viruses you get sent from disgruntled ex cyber boyfriend or girlfriends. Usually happens after a breakup and they're pissed at you and wanna get back at you.

Sean sent Breanna the worst cyber STDs after she cheated on him. That STD was so bad she had to get a new computer...

by Angry Russian Man January 18, 2009

STDs

Acronym meaning: Socially Transmitted Decepticons

Professional or professionally-organized social media users who use one or more online personas to launch political or personal attacks on opponents or their issues. Often, so called "persona software" is used to manage many such deceptive identities simultaneously in order to create the impression that multitudes hold similar points of view.

Sometimes called Sock Puppets, STDs can infect multiple social media streams at one time, creating the illusion of mass interest or agreement sufficient to influence an issue or debate.

The minute the President announced the military action, a thousand STDs magically appeared on Twitter trying to create the illusion that much of the public thought it was an illegal act of war because Congress had not authorized it.

by shoqvalue April 3, 2011

Soul Tie Demons (STDs)

Usually in normal conversations STD stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease however with an increasing awareness of spiritual warfare, and evidence of Ephesians 6:12 we don't wrestle against flesh and blood but against spiritual host of wickedness... Soul TIe Demons (STDs) also referred to as a demonic entity's (persons without bodies) that transfers from one person to another through intimate friendships and most commonly through sexual contact. STDs typically causes soulish desires, obsessive thoughts, memories and an inability to end the ungodly relationship of whom the STDs were received. Without deliverance (in Jesus Name) the STDs may result in various emotional and or physical symptoms such as oppression, anxiety, insomnia, irritability, relationship issues, depression and in some cases lives are lost.

Once the woman had gone through a quick deliverance and in Jesus Name commanded the Soul Tie Demons (STDs) out of her, the obsessive thoughts of the person whom she received the STDs from ended and was effortlessly able to cut ties of the ungodly relationship.

by GODACLE June 30, 2023

Facebook STD's

(N) Facebook applications, such as zombies, which really does nothing but makes you "bite" other people to level your self up. In other words your "zombie" gains 5 experience per bite so all of your friends are bitten, and all the ones who chose to be infected infect their friends and so on.

"Damn Dani, i've gotten 6 new Facebook STD's today, zombies, werewolves, slayers, vampires, pirates vs. ninjas, and super poke!"

"Hey isaac's really getting into facebook... he sent me about 10 differnt facebook std's... He's slowly loosing his life because he spends an hour a day clicking "bite 20""

by Eric Super January 13, 2008

turbo stds

The mega stds. Once infected a victim will cry sexual fluids out of their anus. There is no knoe cure and it mostly affects midgets.

"Oh shit, the midget gave me turbo stds!"

by butmincherherpes May 18, 2018

she has about 14 STDS

Curt's college sister who, blatantly, has 14 STDs. She is a genuine butt-whore, I hear one a kind; however, her vagina is extemely loose because of years of sexual intercourse with beastly negro penis.

Curt's older sister is fucking hot, but that bitch loves that dark meat. If I was you, I'd go for something a little more clean.

by Benjamin February 27, 2005

STDs

Sexual Transmitted Diseases. Plural of Sexual Transmitted Disease or STD.

You seem pretty scared of catching swine flu for someone who's not remotely scared of catching STDs.

Thats because STDs are way more fun to get.

by ewry January 5, 2010