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stage

Where all the action happens. Where the actors are brought to life, and where the techies live when the shows not on.

Possesses many magical properties.
Ewwwww. what's that white stuff on the stage? Gross techies.

I wanna help paint the stage!

No, you can't your feet will get all black, and I'm giving you a ride home. I don't want that shit in my car.

Awwwwwwwww
by Ontherazzle? February 14, 2008
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Stage

The act of taking a shit on an object at the request of someone else
Guy1: "can you stage my laptop for me?"
Guy2: "thats pretty gross, but okay"
by impoopin May 7, 2010
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Stage

If you are a good center we can run stage later.
by Theo_Sxcks April 29, 2020
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pronounced "steyyyj" (really hold that "ey"). used to express protest, disbelief, disgust, or commiseration. synonymous to lame or that sucks. sometimes used as an interjection when following "aw".
janesa: i found the perfect guy, except he lives in zaragoza which is like 3 hours by bus
brittany: awww, stage!
by Brittnasty the Clam MC December 9, 2007
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When someone is stage they are fake or tend to lie , like being staged
Antwon said he would put me on the methods, he never did bro is stage
by griselda2219 April 16, 2022
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Stage Ninja

A wannabe roadie. Usually has the clothes and the tats but no real skill. Constantly boasts about where he has worked or how long he has been in 'the business'. Criticizes others openly but never offers an opinion of his own. Often carries a large quantity of useless keys to look important.
Get rid of these stage ninjas and get me some stage carps who know their stuff
by dingoetmybaby November 5, 2019
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Stage Crew

Those boss people who chill backstage and build stuff for plays. Stage crew parties are always much better than the cast parties because stage crew knows how to party with many of the things they have built for plays. Stage crew is also in charge of the prop house, which includes cleaning and organizing it, which is a pain in the butt, but they still have fun finding many old props such as sparkles, seahorses, roller blades, and many more.

Stage crew members often become family and they will have nicknames for each other. Also, they are often in charge of babysitting for the cast, which includes waiting to their every need and searching for their props when they loose them.

Overall, stage crew is amazing so if you're thinking about joining the play, join stage crew instead. They have SO MUCH MORE FUN than the cast. So join crew.

*WARNING: Membership in the Stage Crew organization, which is a subsidiary of the Drama Club, may and most likely will result in fatigue, sleep deprivation, temporary and/or permanent insanity, an inexplicable urge to form close bonds with tools, and a perpetual sense of impending doom.
Cast Member: Stage crew is so stupid. They don't even do anything.

The Whole World: YOU TAKE THAT BACK! STAGE CREW IS THE BEST THING EVER. WITHOUT IT, THE SHOW WOULD NOT GO ON! YOU'RE SO UNTHANKFUL! STAGE CREW DOES EVERYTHING!!!!
by CeciltheSeahorse September 4, 2012
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