spider monkeys

spider monkeys are creatures that lie in the depth of a man/womans bum hair (bush) they cling onto long curl strands and are hard to get rid off

yo turner wen you gunna get rig of your infestation of spider monkeys!!!

by banky11 October 11, 2006

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

by not found [Error 404] July 19, 2009

Full Spider Monkey

A challenging sexual position where the man enters the woman doggy style, then moves his legs outside her flanks, then raises his knees and places his feet flat on the bed or floor. Maximum penetration can be achieved this way, more than doggy. It can also be hard on the man's legs to maintain this position for any length of time.

It is also sometimes called 'Bulldog' or 'Spider Monkey,' but the latter term can be confused with 'Half Spider Monkey' wherein the man puts only one foot flat on the bed/floor, and the other leg's knee rests on the floor, as in regular doggy.

I wanted to go as deep in her as possible from doggy style, so I switched to Full Spider Monkey.

I've been working on my legs at the gym, so it's no problem to do Full Spider Monkey for a long time. It's our favorite position now.

by bjmike November 29, 2012

Spider Monkey

A high level sex move in which the man moves either himself or the girl into a contorted position for the purpose of deep penetration. Also called the "gut crusher". See any Bangbus episode featuring Ramon for further explanation and examples of this position. See also: Dirty Sanchez for an appropriate finishing move.

The slut kept beggin for more so I went into the spider monkey and rearranged her organs.

by Instigator October 20, 2004

Alaskan Spider Monkey

The act of filling a vagina with ice and then having sex with it.

Stan had a very cold dick after doing an alaskan spider monkey.

by jps123456 November 15, 2011

spider monkey

The act of intercourse with deep pentatration. The man puts the bitch on her back holding her legs next to her head. He then sits on her ass pointing his unit straight down and he bobs up and down like a fishing bobber out at sea during a rough storm! Be careful you could seriously injure the bitch if you do it anal...

The fat sloppy bitch was brutally spider monkeyed!

by calven March 21, 2003

pot-bellied spider monkey

being unusually agile or quick for an overweight person.

my kid knocked her sippy cup off the table and my pot-bellied spider monkey of a wife caught it before it hit the ground.

by phaydeout January 17, 2011