Russell's Law

A law that states that all women are bisexual to some degree.

"Why are those two groping each other's breasts?"
"Russell's Law."

by Dr_President May 27, 2009

Russell's Law

The hotter a girl is on the internet, the more likely it is she is fake and/or has a penis.

Jack: So what happened with you and that cute Asian girl you met online?
Craig: Russell's Law.
Jack: Oh...

Jack: How big was it?

by The Doooooooom September 7, 2016

Russell's ball

A ball that no longer has the will to live in Russell's sack

Russell's ball commited suicide

by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024

Russell’s Teapot Bias

A form of bias derived from Russell’s teapot analogy, where one asserts that the burden of proof lies entirely on the person making a positive claim, and then uses this to lazily dismiss any claim without engaging it—essentially weaponizing the principle to enforce an asymmetric burden. The bias occurs when someone demands impossible or arbitrarily high standards of evidence for claims they dislike, while exempting their own beliefs. It often combines with Laziness Bias: instead of researching, they simply declare “the burden of proof is on you” and treat that as a complete rebuttal. The Enforced Burden of Proof Bias is its close relative, where the burden is actively used as a rhetorical tool to silence rather than to clarify.

Example: “He dismissed decades of historical research with ‘prove it’—Russell’s Teapot Bias, demanding impossible evidence while offering none for his own counter-claims.”

by Dumu The Void March 23, 2026

hit it over the head with russell's teapot

When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.

This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.

Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.

by bertrandrussell June 17, 2012

Oh my God it's Russell Crowe!

Something you say when you disagree with the level of excitement, intending to imply that the people around you are being mindless.

Reference from South Park episode S06E05 where a fictional Rusell Crowe beats up a person for yelling excitedly "Oh my God it's Russell Crowe!"

Wow there's two people in this class of 50 people... with the SAME birthday!

Oh my God it's Russell Crowe!

by ohmygodit's February 28, 2026

Russell Steven

The common misinterpretation of chocolate manufacturing brand Russell Stover. The cursive on the wrappers can be difficult to read, so you may have been reading the brand's name wrong all along.

Mmm, some Russell Steven chocolates are just what I need to get me in the holiday spirit.

by Sashay Away December 25, 2020