ride dirty

1) To roll in your car with drugs, guns, or other shit you don't want the cops to find. Usually drugs.

2) To not have taken a shower in awhile or wiped one's ass properly.

1)
"They see me rollin', they hatin', patrollin'
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty."
(Chamillionaire - "Ridin' Dirty")

2)
Jim: "Hey, get your ass over here. There's grippa bitches. What's taking so long?"
James: "Give me 20 minutes. Gotta take a shower."
Jim: "Dude, you don't need a shower. The party's not gonna wait."
James: "No, you don't understand...it was chili con carne night and we're out of T.P. The neighbors came over to complain because they thought someone was playing the trumpet terribly while firing a machine gun."
Jim: "OOOOH yeah, good call. You really don't want to ride dirty like that."

by Nick D June 11, 2006

ride dirty

To travel in a vehicle with a felonious amount of substance

Ray-Ray, he ride dirty - homey had six ounces up in the Escalade.

by Craig Pizzle June 23, 2006

ride dirty

(verb)
1. to drive around without a purpose while wearing a flat brim hat
2. to be a douchebag while wearing a flat brim hat
3. to pack bombs with Lombardo while wearing a flat brim hat
4. to go to C-Block while wearing a flat brim hat

1. DUUUUUG, we ridin' dirty friday?
2. DUUUUUG, check out Riggz ridin' dirty with dem beat bids
3. DUUUUUG, Quiggins was ridin' dirty just last week when we were away
4. DUUUUUG, I just had spanish, its time to RIDE DIRTY brigga

by Lax Dragoon April 12, 2010

Ride Dirty

Riding a bike, roller coaster, or anything else with someone else between your legs or you between theirs

Wanna ride dirty to class?

I didn't want to wait for the next bobsled on Matterhorn so I rode dirty with michelle

by ucbusc July 13, 2010

Ride dirty

(Present tense)

-Occurs when a female assumes the sexual cowgirl position on a male without a condom.

- When a girl ride yo dick and she on her period.. AND you ain’t got no jimmy.

- Honey bunch, will you ride dirty on me? I don’t mind getting a little ketchup on the french fry. Thank you.

- Yo bitch, you finna ride me dirty cuz muh dick hard, ya feel me?!

by Jesse Yanmarr May 18, 2018

ride dirty

1. To ride, uniquely, what some would think is "weird, or boring," but what you believe is and what is really cool.

2. TO drive without your license

i am going to ride dirty, and do my homework

by thanks, but know thanks May 14, 2007

ride dirty

Literally means to ride with two or more passengers undrer the influence of illegal substances while driving the legal speed limit with your lights turned off after 8:00 p.m.

Jim: We ride dirty everynight broseph, it was intense to the max!
Herbert of Guatalope: Yeah, but it was better than tossing that bitches salad for 5 hours last night.

by Marinesnipa October 4, 2006