rat’s dick

Something you would willingly give, on a par with giving a rat’s ass, when you care about someone or something.

Let me assure you, I don’t give a rat’s dick..

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

rat's patootie

A kinder way of saying, "rat's ass"

{Derek}: Hey Sam, didjya hear that Justin Beiber got thrown in the clink for driving hammered again?

{Sam}: Who gives a flying fuck? I don't give a rat's patootie about that whining faggoty little douchenoozle!

by Telephony June 17, 2014

rat's tail

A haircut where the majority of the hair is cut short, with one long, thin "tail" of hair hanging at the back of the neck, and is often bleached blonde. Characteristic of both bogans and muzzas. Similar to the mullet, but with much less hair left long, and steadily replacing it in popularity.

"Look at the rat's tail on that bogan kid."

by jely April 7, 2008

rat's nest

A situation or condition that is characterized by messiness, disorder, disarray, and/or confusion. Commonly used in the technology sector to refer to a software design or implementation that is hopelessly convoluted and difficult to understand - analogous to how a rat might construct its nest (haphazardly and hastily thrown together from whatever materials happened to be readily available at the time).

"I tried to figure out which wire was causing the problem, but there's a veritable rat's nest of wires, chords and cables down there."

by CatpainJack October 28, 2009

rat's ass

Another way of saying how much you dont care...

I can give a rats ass what u eat!

by Jasmine August 5, 2004

rat's nest

Usually referring to a persons hair that isn't groomed nor taken care of.

"That girl's hair is a rat's nest!"

by JeVo July 8, 2006

Rat's Moustache

A stupid single line of facial hair between the bottom of the nose and the top lip. So thin as to be completely pointless. Makes wearer look very shifty and/or a pervert.

"When will you shave off that bloody Rat's Moustache?"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005