Ranger's Apprentice

The BEST book series ever, originates in Australia from the author John Flanagan.

my friend: hey have you read Ranger's Apprentice?
me: Ya im obsessed with that book, it is soooo good

by Ranger Will December 18, 2008

Park Ranger’s Breakfast

A Park Ranger’s Breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a lubricant during sexual intercourse ,then once both party’s have finished, a sprinkling of all purpose flour is added to the female genitalia, which should be hastily eaten hence fourth the park rangers breakfast

Mate I ate good this morning, Jane let me dine on a park ranger’s breakfast! I’m so full of man batter and discharge.

by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025

U.S Army ranger

A high speed death machine trapped in a douchebags body, that cut the bullshit, and picked their vagina off the ground and went the RANGER SCHOOL. They shave with chain saws. Rangers have skills,, RANGER SKILLS (examples: rock marching, mountain tossing, super repelling, parachuting, volleyball, and DEATHBLOSSOM)

In the U.S Army rangers youll use GUNS,, youll use BIG GUNS, SMALL GUNS,, OLD GUNS,, FUTURE GUNS,, STUPID GUNS UNACCEPTABLE

by 69sussybaka420 February 2, 2022

Ranger Shot

(n): A bottle-cap/top sized shot of any liquor snorted via the nose.

Friend: "Take this Ranger Shot to wake you up." *pours a splash of Bacardi 151 in it's top*

Me: "Ok!"
*grabs the top, tilts it back, and snorts the alcohol*

Me: "Wow! That fucking hurts! Let's go light things on fire!"

by Bobby Bushay February 19, 2015

Power ranger std

When you fall in love with the power ranger megazord

Have you seen the latest episode of power ranger std.

Yeah man it was so cool

by Mynameisyoshikagekira January 22, 2020

Ranger School

A 64 day U.S. Army school in Ft. Benning, Ga. that teaches infantry tactics in harsh conditions. Soldiers are rotated through a series of squad positions in varying phases. It is considered the Army's best leadership school. Upon graduating Ranger School a soldier/sailor/marine receives a "Ranger Tab" and his "Victor Qualification" (a MOS identifier), and returns back to his unit.

SIDE NOTE: There is a huge misconception that Ranger School makes a participant a Army Ranger. This is false. Actual Rangers serve in the 75th Ranger Regiment (1st,2nd,3rd Battalions), and attend Ranger School as merely one of the requirements in order to be in their Ranger Battalion.

Bar patron: "Are you in the military?"
Ranger: "Yup."
Bar Patron: "I'm a Ranger. I was in for four years."
Ranger: "Cool, what battalion?"
Bar Patron: "The 82nd airborne."
Ranger: "Umm, how the fuck are you a Ranger then? I'm in 2nd Ranger Battalion, and have lost friends doing what what real Rangers do."
Bar Patron: "Well, I went to Ranger School.... I was victor qualified in the regular army."
Ranger: "Pfft. The tab is 64 day training event, the Scroll is a way of life."

Ranger School sucks. It is a gut check that gives you little rest or food while performing patrols, for long durations. But if you think thats hard try being in Ranger Regiment, where soldiers actually perform the special operations combat mission and train year round.

Soldiers, sailors, marines, and airmen can all attend Ranger School. It is open to all branches of services.

by 275WatchMan7tre April 24, 2010

Ranger sock

A sock a male soldier keeps close by in order to pleasure himself with in order to contain the evidence. Used mostly in the field.

"Hey Private, don't forget to pack your Ranger sock in your sleeping bag!

by Ranger bat boy January 18, 2011