randomman

An all knowing, pious forum superhero who can't stay out of contentious discussion. Typically ill informed, morally indignant because he thinks it fits in, annoying and cringeworthy.

There's at least one of these guys in any large forum.

It's addictive. I once told my friends that I could never get addicted to anything. Now I know I was lying. If someone takes my bike away from me I'll stab them in the face.

-randomman

by Xuathrondomolonian August 4, 2009

Randominity

n.
A state of excessive chaotic, creative and whimsical energy.
Pointless; obscure; irrelevant.

randominity overtook her; rational thought turned into a bird and flew away

by Trudojo June 29, 2006

Randyman

Randyman spends most of his time in indoor habitats. The general temperature in which he prefers is roughly 65 degrees fahrenheit with low humidity. His main diet consists of whiskey and vodka. He also smells like Mac'n cheese.

WARNING: Please approach the Randyman with caution. Randyman tends to facebash objects and other human beings at random. At this time it currently unknown as to what causes him to facebash. More scientifical studies are underway as scientists predict that they will have a better understanding about this violent behaviour that is causing the world so much grief.

History:
1961 facebashed John F. Kennedy
1970 facebashed his wife
1974 facebashed a gas station clerk
1976 facebashed the leader of a bowling team
1994 facebashed his way out of prison
1996 facebashed a fire truck
1998 facebashed Willy Wonka
2001 facebashed the twin towers
2002 facebashed the stock market
2011 facebashed Garrett

Garrett: I have a gun and I will kill everyone in this bank if you don't hand over the money.

Randyman: Put down the gun, your unibrow is making people throw up and go blind.

Garrett: You asked for it!

Randyman: *facebashes Garrett* He got what he deserved now everyone can go home safely.

Bank clerk: Omg Randyman is so sexy!

by iHateWindstream November 14, 2016

ransomania

1. An irresistible impulse to demand ransom in the absence of any economic motive

2. A mental illness in which you have a strong desire to kidnap foreign vessels

3. A mood disorder; an affective disorder in which the victim tends to respond excessively and sometimes violently during buccaneering.

A. The kidnappers demanded a ransom of one million dollars so I don't think we can pay such that amount of money

B. They suffer ransomania. I am sure they are inclined to react violently if we don't pay ransom for our staff release.

by Abdi Mahad October 28, 2012

randman

A randman is nutcase, a crazy person, and doesn't notice or care if everybody around him thinks he's wacked out. The term became widely known among Florida cell phone tower builders and in various online communities where a legendary poster with the same name made himself famous. It is quite common now to describe an odd ball as a randman.

Look at that randman go on and on about the chicoms and birthers. Doesn't he realize that nobody cares?

by reinders May 14, 2010

randomonium

An element that the ghost in Scooby Doo: Monsters Unleashed was made out of.

See above: randomonium

by RANDOMONIUM December 16, 2008

randomaniac

One who does things randomly and spontaneously. Sometimes it does not make sense what they do because it's so random that even trying to make sense of it will make you go cross eyed.

I'm a randomaniac for inserting this random entry into the urban dictionary database.

by Bob April 12, 2004