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Racoon sushi bar

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A term used to describe a fish pond in your backyard frequented by creatures of the night (for example - racoons) that eat your koi, goldfish, shubunkin etc.
Tom:I need to replace some fish in my pond.
Bob: Why's that bud?
Tom: It's become a freakin racoon sushi bar!
Bob: lol
by Michangelo August 31, 2008
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similar in nature to the donkey punch. Instead of a punch to the back of the head you give her two black eyes then run outside and kick over her garbage can.
brah i totally gave her the racoon sex last night.
by Sarah and Sean January 11, 2008
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racoon slut

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wearing too much makeup looking like a racoon and just being a straight up slut, racoon slut
by frankkksmithhh12345 November 11, 2011
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Raccoon's Breakfast

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That which is eaten in a way that results in a lot of noise being made such as open mouthed chomping, slurping and munching.

Thats how raccoons eat. And raccoons like breakfast as much as the next vertebrate.

Now since it is impossible to eat pussy with one's mouth closed, and since pussy is generally so tasty as to provide a man with a great feast to which there can be no resistance it therefore follows that the sound a guy makes when Dining At The Y is accompanied by noises not unlike those a raccoon makes when its having its brekky.

Hence the phrase.

And it doesn't harm one bit that a Raccoon will eat more or less anything and gets fucking pissed if you take its tasty snack away before its done.

It all adds to the mental image.
"For Fucks Sake Bobby can you pack it in. I cant get a wink of fucking sleep over here".
"Sorry, man. Im just getting the Raccoon's Breakfast".

Marlowe looked up from his desk. The broad was tall. Good looking. Too good. Looked like she had the kind of money that only comes with a long story and a gun. He wondered how long it would be before he was getting the Raccoon's Breakfast.

In his memoire, Kissinger recalled how often during the Kennedy years, the Oval Office would be often be the venue for some of the old Raccoon's Breakfast.
by goody5 December 11, 2011
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Racoon Shoulder Jim

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A guy u see in walmart that wears dead pelts, perferably a "coon", that talks in a scratchy voice asking workers for help due to fact he's a giant hilbilly and need help wit technology
Racoon Shoulder Jim- "OH YEAH I LIKE THAT ONE ALOT...OH YEAH THATS GOOD ONE!"

lol good times
by Dylan Pags October 23, 2007
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1. An early morning toker throwing hands with the neighborhood racoon on the fire escape, for trying to steal a hit.

2. Someone that drop kicks racoons while high as fuck.
Bro, did you see that guy this morning on the fire escape? Man was a real Racoon Slayer
by Gidget68 September 21, 2022
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squealing racoon

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when your have mad sex with the racoon and you stick your fat ass jumbo jack in a racoons eye and skull fuck it then you take the dead racoons carcas and then slap your partner's butt cheeks with it and then you squeal like a racoon... like tom cruise
connor riley..."man i tapped that racoon ass and gave my bus driver a squealing racoon."

BAMBAM said..." dude... your such a fuckin idiot... thats really fuckin nasty."
by 13@M13@M July 25, 2009
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