Quimacker

Quimacker (n.): A female version of a macker who seduces a male with a verbal arsenal. The male will most likely be gullible in believing the female wants to be in a relationship. This woman is not in anyway interested in a relationship but in the gratification of a one night stand or other needs (such as to make someone jealous).

"Dude this chick at the bar is totally into me! I think I want her to meet my parents!"

"Watch out man. Thats a quimacker. Her ex is sitting in the booth over there."

by glassfungus January 28, 2010

Liquor Quicker dicker

A liquor quicker dicker is one who uses alcoholic beverages to aid in fast seduction.

Juan found the ladies much compliant after cocktails; he was called a liquor quicker dicker at the bar.

by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

dirty quacker

the act of spreading your lovers butt checks and making a loud quacking noise

I gave my girlfriend a massive dirty quacker

by Bear wrangler May 7, 2010

Quicker Picker Upper (qPu)

Classy: Prior to self ejaculation one applies a condom to his penis to release his seminal fluid, no clean up required...

Ghetto: Throw a rubber on your shit and beat the meat til you load that shit up and throw that bitch out. I ain't bout that cleaning shit.

Hey man you shouldn't keep that rubber in your wallet, it makes it less effective... No worries dude I'm just using it for a quicker picker upper (qPu)

by Sindora11 February 26, 2015

acid quacker

loud fart that comes out too quick, sometimes causing pain to the shitter / ringpiece.

eg. 'boy, i just done me an acid quacker and now it looks like i gonna need me some ringpiece stitches. aint that a bitch.'

by mojo7676 January 6, 2005

quacker wacker

The act of wrapping a warm duck skin around your penis and masturbating in order to simulate vaginal penetration.

Thanks for the duck mom! I'm gonna go in the bathroom and use the skin as a quacker wacker!

by QuackerWacker October 23, 2016

No whackas/no quackers

A rip snorter of a saying invented by two true blue Aussies down in Melbourne way meaning "no worries." Why say no worries when you can up the ante, have a fair crack at the sauce and yell out no whackas? Sure it might sound stranger than the Titanic in the middle of the Arabian desert, but use it, and folks will be deadset fair dinkum as happy as Larry! We reckon the phrase should spread worldwide, Oxford, if ya reading this Shakespeare please chuck it on ya dictionary!

No whackas/no quackers, made up slang meaning "no worries."
"Thanks for sending those docos over mate"
"Yeah no whackas!"
OR
"Thanks for the meat pie mate"
"Yeah no quackers!"

by true blue aussie man April 19, 2018