Queelf

The rare occasion when a male queels while a woman queefs. The result of the combination creates a level 5 tornado.

Thomas: Yo how was sex with your gf last night
Sam: Terrible. While we were having sex we queelfed and wiped out half of Connecticut.
Thomas: That's rough dude
Sam: I know

by Sir Chuck of Norris June 16, 2010

Queefcup

A queef that sounds like a hiccup.

My wife queefcupped so hard I thought the dog threw up.

by youdontknowme001 November 7, 2018

Chief Queef

Classically educated Internet troll and frequent commenter on celebrity gossip, lifestyle, and popular culture websites; most frequently active on Jezebel, formerly The Superficial; Nicolas Cage devotee.

Yo, did you catch Chief Queef eviscerating that intellectually sloppy, deep as a mud puddle, dime-store pseudo-neo-feminist op-ed puff piece on People the other day? Shit was foyre.

by ivl.i3 July 11, 2020

Queefer at the Reefer

A girl who queefs at a reefer party

Mark: Damn, me and my girl had some crazy sex at that reefer.
Kyle: Yeah bro, I heard her. She was a queefer at the reefer!

by MsMegan July 22, 2012

queeferific

Great smelling pussy fart

She let out a pussy fart and it was queeferific

by brewmeistertony1 May 14, 2010

queef greased

The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!

I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.

by Tbird January 24, 2007

queef in a pan

a meal at ma and pa's kitchen

i ordered the queef in a pan at ma and pa's kitchen

by anonymous April 7, 2021