Pussy Boogers

Small globs of toilet paper in the vagina resulting from not wiping thoroughly.

Could you please remove those pussy boogers before I eat?

by roberto September 19, 2003

pussy booger

A blood clot, resembling a pitted cherry, that sometimes is discharged during a women's menstrual period.

When Sam was earning his red wings, he got a bonus; he found a pussy booger.

by Jay E. Griffin April 02, 2008

pussy booger

a vaginal discharge or secretion from ones pussy resulting in a booger like substance

After her long run, emily had collected pussy boogers in her panties.

by beyond bling ryders August 30, 2006

pussy booger

A pussy booger is collective of all of the days secretians, toilet paper remnants, sweat etc. that is found generally on the heterosexual woman that is not necessarily partial to hygene detail. The texture is gummy, much like rubber cement.

After a one night stand, Peter was curious about the crusted substance stuck to his eyebrow. It in fact was a dried pussy booger.

by saps72 April 30, 2018

pussy booger

When a woman doesn't clean up completely after sex and the cum dries up forming a pussy booger.

I was eatin' dat bitch out last night, and a damn pussy booger got stuck in my teef.

by A Bustle in Your Hedgerow November 03, 2011

pussy booger

Those crusties that adhere to your nose hairs after performing cunnilingus and smell like pussy.

Although eating a pussy might only last half an hour, the pussy boogers can remind you of a broad's scent for up to 12 hours.

by The Humpty Hump February 04, 2011

pussy booger

a pussy booger is an accumulated amount of semen on the outside of the vagina during or after sex.

Damn babe look at that large amount of semen on my vagina; I call it a pussy booger.

by ray mcmullen October 01, 2005