Psynet

Term for a Rocket League console player, usually known to be absolute dogshit at the game.

Player: Fuck me I got a Psynet on my team, gg he's garbage.

Psynet: What a save! What a save! What a save!
*Disable cross-platform*

by underscore4days May 21, 2022

Paynette

A name given to the loyal 'followers' of the one and only Liam Payne.

commonly seen wearing knee high socks & superman tops and to get Mr Payne's attention seen crying.
Also known to follow Liam Payne's poor grammar and spelling and sympathising for his loss of his turtles, because there dead.

Example 1;
Boy: You love that guy way too much
Girl: Hell yea! i'm a Paynette- OH MY GOD LIAM
*Liam doesn't see*
Girl: *bursts into tears and pulls up knee high socks*
Liam: I love you. Marry me?!

by Abi Paynette May 5, 2011

Psyentist

Pertaining to a rare type of psychonaut who's philosophical belief is predominantly scientific, rather than some form of spiritual or religious dogma. This is not to say their experience is aspiritual, but rather that it is based in scientific observation, and often, carried out with scientific method.

Some psyentists MAY -(as part of the scientific prudence required to be a psyentist for a significant period of time, is that you keep your identity free of any links to the unusual, illicit or dangerous)- and so, may, include;

Hunter S Thompson
Edgar Allan Poe
Tennessee Williams
Albert Hoffman
Dr. War
Dr. Steel
Any of the cast of "The animatrix"
Or anyone who scores better than you in your next calculus, physics or chemistry test, or scores better in any type of English exam, especially if it on a journalism paper written in the Gonzo style.

1.
Psyentist: Why did you build such an inconvenient obstruction?
Man: why have you laid down the tracks for, and driven a steam-train through, our house while we were out drinking?
Psyentist: I'm on acid, what's your excuse?!

2.
'Who IS that man placing chocolate liqeurs filled with Dextromethropan outside a kindergarten on a platter marked "free snacks"?
'Don't worry ma'am, man's a psyentist. He knows what he's doing.'

3.
Clint Eastwood Once said; "When a psyentist with a Tesla Coil meets a psychonaut with a pile of sticks, the psyentist emerges Zeus, while the psychonaut emerges a faggot."

by NewPsyentistMagazineVictoria March 26, 2009

psynergy

The general name given to the super-human powers that special characters in the Golden Sun video game series can weild. People who have these psychic powers are referred to as adepts. These powers can be based on Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, or a combination of them.

The psynergy skills that you can use increase in power as you level-up.

by jdraoul September 27, 2005

paynetarded

Level of retardation beyond the scope of rational thought.

John is so paynetarded he eats his own socks.

by Afloat in a boat August 23, 2011

Psyentist

Deriving from the words "psy" and "scientist", a psyentist is most often one who is extremely skilled in his/her craft. In cases where ones skills exceed normal human capactites, the phrase "complete psy" may also be used but only on rare and extraodinary circumstances.

antonyms:
Cave-dweller, Cro-magnaman, Ignoranimus, Trog, Troglodyte,

Scope this calligraphy... this guy must be a complete psy.

When I am an old ass man, I'm going to be an absolute origami psyentist.

My, that ink wash is pursonally psyentific!

by Charlos December 15, 2008

psynetic

of or pertaining to an apparent nonphysical force which becomes a manifestation of a physical force in the corporeal.

In a building of psynetic energy, my migraine had gotten worse

by Joy Anita June 26, 2008