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Psyentist 

Pertaining to a rare type of psychonaut who's philosophical belief is predominantly scientific, rather than some form of spiritual or religious dogma. This is not to say their experience is aspiritual, but rather that it is based in scientific observation, and often, carried out with scientific method.

Some psyentists MAY -(as part of the scientific prudence required to be a psyentist for a significant period of time, is that you keep your identity free of any links to the unusual, illicit or dangerous)- and so, may, include;

Hunter S Thompson
Edgar Allan Poe
Tennessee Williams
Albert Hoffman
Dr. War
Dr. Steel
Any of the cast of "The animatrix"
Or anyone who scores better than you in your next calculus, physics or chemistry test, or scores better in any type of English exam, especially if it on a journalism paper written in the Gonzo style.

1.
Psyentist: Why did you build such an inconvenient obstruction?
Man: why have you laid down the tracks for, and driven a steam-train through, our house while we were out drinking?
Psyentist: I'm on acid, what's your excuse?!

2.
'Who IS that man placing chocolate liqeurs filled with Dextromethropan outside a kindergarten on a platter marked "free snacks"?
'Don't worry ma'am, man's a psyentist. He knows what he's doing.'

3.
Clint Eastwood Once said; "When a psyentist with a Tesla Coil meets a psychonaut with a pile of sticks, the psyentist emerges Zeus, while the psychonaut emerges a faggot."

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Psyentist 

Deriving from the words "psy" and "scientist", a psyentist is most often one who is extremely skilled in his/her craft. In cases where ones skills exceed normal human capactites, the phrase "complete psy" may also be used but only on rare and extraodinary circumstances.

antonyms:
Cave-dweller, Cro-magnaman, Ignoranimus, Trog, Troglodyte,
Scope this calligraphy... this guy must be a complete psy.

When I am an old ass man, I'm going to be an absolute origami psyentist.

My, that ink wash is pursonally psyentific!
Psyentist by Charlos December 15, 2008
Related Words

psycotistical 

a person that is an egotistical freak that is so psycho that they will do anything to get what they want.
Wow! Your mom is a psycotistical freak!

spyentist 

Spyentist (n. speye-en-tist)
1. An scientist focused on research and/or development of technologies for espionage
Throughout the James Bond films, Q stands out as the premier spyentist of MI5/6.
spyentist by dorkusmaximus October 27, 2011

parentist 

Not parentist.org. In fact quite the opposite. A parentist is someone who doesn't want to listen to your boring stories about your boring children.
She had a party and only invited the childless. She's such a parentist
parentist by madjowdisease August 19, 2016
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026