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Psyentist 

Pertaining to a rare type of psychonaut who's philosophical belief is predominantly scientific, rather than some form of spiritual or religious dogma. This is not to say their experience is aspiritual, but rather that it is based in scientific observation, and often, carried out with scientific method.

Some psyentists MAY -(as part of the scientific prudence required to be a psyentist for a significant period of time, is that you keep your identity free of any links to the unusual, illicit or dangerous)- and so, may, include;

Hunter S Thompson
Edgar Allan Poe
Tennessee Williams
Albert Hoffman
Dr. War
Dr. Steel
Any of the cast of "The animatrix"
Or anyone who scores better than you in your next calculus, physics or chemistry test, or scores better in any type of English exam, especially if it on a journalism paper written in the Gonzo style.

1.
Psyentist: Why did you build such an inconvenient obstruction?
Man: why have you laid down the tracks for, and driven a steam-train through, our house while we were out drinking?
Psyentist: I'm on acid, what's your excuse?!

2.
'Who IS that man placing chocolate liqeurs filled with Dextromethropan outside a kindergarten on a platter marked "free snacks"?
'Don't worry ma'am, man's a psyentist. He knows what he's doing.'

3.
Clint Eastwood Once said; "When a psyentist with a Tesla Coil meets a psychonaut with a pile of sticks, the psyentist emerges Zeus, while the psychonaut emerges a faggot."

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Psyentist 

Deriving from the words "psy" and "scientist", a psyentist is most often one who is extremely skilled in his/her craft. In cases where ones skills exceed normal human capactites, the phrase "complete psy" may also be used but only on rare and extraodinary circumstances.

antonyms:
Cave-dweller, Cro-magnaman, Ignoranimus, Trog, Troglodyte,
Scope this calligraphy... this guy must be a complete psy.

When I am an old ass man, I'm going to be an absolute origami psyentist.

My, that ink wash is pursonally psyentific!
Psyentist by Charlos December 15, 2008
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psycotistical 

a person that is an egotistical freak that is so psycho that they will do anything to get what they want.
Wow! Your mom is a psycotistical freak!

spyentist 

Spyentist (n. speye-en-tist)
1. An scientist focused on research and/or development of technologies for espionage
Throughout the James Bond films, Q stands out as the premier spyentist of MI5/6.
spyentist by dorkusmaximus October 27, 2011

parentist 

Not parentist.org. In fact quite the opposite. A parentist is someone who doesn't want to listen to your boring stories about your boring children.
She had a party and only invited the childless. She's such a parentist
parentist by madjowdisease August 19, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026