by Jodi Bullet May 16, 2008
Person 1: Man, I'm really behind on this project.
Person 2: Yeah, I'm just being really profucktive, not doing much.
Person 2: Yeah, I'm just being really profucktive, not doing much.
by it's_wingardium_levi-OH-sah_ July 20, 2013
Man, today was a totally profucktive day. Everything I touched fell to pieces. I should have stayed in bed.
by Keehop April 20, 2016
by LilMsy101 June 17, 2009
1: I was abnormally profucktive last night.
2: Oh yeah? Hook up with some chicks?
1: Well I don't want to brag bu
3: HE WAS UP ALL NIGHT MASTURBATING
2: Oh yeah? Hook up with some chicks?
1: Well I don't want to brag bu
3: HE WAS UP ALL NIGHT MASTURBATING
by lotsaspaghetti March 05, 2010
{pro•fuck•tiv•i•ty
noun (derivative of profuck, profuck-‘tive’)
1. Sexual:
the quality, state, or fact of being able to generate, create, enhance, or bring forth sexual propensity: The profucktivity of the date increased greatly after she noticed the pleat of my pants.
2. Behavioral:
the rate at which a lack of effort, service or exchanges of value are brought forth or produced (see antonym: profucked): Drinking scotch on the job adds a new level of profucktivity never before realized.
3. Ambiguous:
Term is often ambiguous when used in sentences lacking context or unclear in their meaning: My profucktivity is most superior is the morning.
Also see PERFUCKT, PERFUCKTION, CONFUCK, CONFUCKTION,
noun (derivative of profuck, profuck-‘tive’)
1. Sexual:
the quality, state, or fact of being able to generate, create, enhance, or bring forth sexual propensity: The profucktivity of the date increased greatly after she noticed the pleat of my pants.
2. Behavioral:
the rate at which a lack of effort, service or exchanges of value are brought forth or produced (see antonym: profucked): Drinking scotch on the job adds a new level of profucktivity never before realized.
3. Ambiguous:
Term is often ambiguous when used in sentences lacking context or unclear in their meaning: My profucktivity is most superior is the morning.
Also see PERFUCKT, PERFUCKTION, CONFUCK, CONFUCKTION,
by Mahogany S. Richman March 12, 2013
when you are so busy working and being productive but manage to squeeze in a really hot fuck session
her: oh wow, i had a stack of papers to enter and spreadsheets to update but i took a longer break and we had the hottest sex ever!
coworker: no wonder you're so happy at work! you're profucktive to the nth!
coworker: no wonder you're so happy at work! you're profucktive to the nth!
by wingedunicorn January 28, 2013