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Poot Shoot

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The tube of with we make Fudge sausages from. Often used when expressing anal sex
I stuffed her Poot Shoot with my meat truncheon.
by Me beefflaps May 16, 2010
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Poot Sack

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1a. Another term for rectum - mainly, the area which abdominal gas (a fart) builds up right before it is released from the anus.

b. The very bottom of the Descending Colon, or the very top of the anus.

2. Also used to describe an individual who is acting as an asshole, creep or
jackass.

3. Best known as an alternative term for “Up Yours” when preceded by the following words:
“Blow it out ya’…
Example 1:
-Employee firing himself in front of Boss-

BOSS: “John, your THC test came back positive.”

EMPLOYEE: “How could that be?”

BOSS: “May it be that you smoke marijuana,
or drink a lot of Mt. Dewww, perhaps?” j/k

EMPLOYEE: “EF YOU! BLOW IT OUT YA’ POOT SACK! I QUIT!”
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Example 2:
Hunter's mom wears her jeans all the way up in her Poot Sack.
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Example 3:
"I feel a biscuit 'bout ta' float out my Poot Sack."
by Chase&Crash March 14, 2007
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Poot-Sharting

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When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.
“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”

Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”

I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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Poot Slap

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The rap song that strong bad is fond of.
Poot slap, poot slap, dong wit dat dong.
by Zach G. November 26, 2003
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Did you poot sir

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A sir that pooted. Pooted quite good indeed
Man1: Excuse me sir..did you happen to poot?

Man2: Well indeed I did.
by Des Leake November 5, 2004
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poot shooter

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the area of the asshole that is moistened by stankin air passing through it
Dat bitch so fine i'll eat butter beans out of her poot shooter.
by meetcheez April 22, 2010
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Poot Smack

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First discovered in the song "I'm In Miami Bitch" on the 2009 album by LMAFO, Party Rock, 'poot smack' is known as the sound created by the beat of music, typically a bass drum kick ('poot') and a cymbal hit ('smack'). 'Poot' and 'Smack' can be arranged in any order to deliver many different background beats for songs.
Poot Smack, Poot Poot Smack, Pootly Smack, Pooty Poot Smack
by anlefaal January 13, 2010
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