Poopism

Poopism is the rare occasion of when a person turns into a turd. This usually happens either right after or in the midst of defecation. A person can turn back into a person after the event is done. The person may be a little cramped from crouching into a turd, but they'll be fine.

Vanessa: What the fuck happened to you?
Courtney: I went through poopism, duh.
Vanessa: Oh, me too, I was a corn shit.

Courtney: I was a green turd.

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by POOP FREAK May 12, 2014

poopism

A religious devotion to poop.

do you wish to accompany me to poopism church. on easter we have a easter turd hunt

by J-WEEBLE April 19, 2004

poopist

When someone considers himself as a professional pooper, because he/she/it poops a lot.

„I‘m big poopist rn, almost clogged the toilet again, but this one was good.“

by chadster69 December 12, 2020

poopsmithery

n. What a plumber, or "poopsmith" does. Plumbing.

My toilet's busted. Now I'm going to have to shell out big bucks for some excellent poopsmithery.

by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004

poopiemuffin

A woman with a disgusting pussy. Also used as an insult to friends.

John: Hey man did you fuck her yet?

Craig: No man she's got a poopiemuffin.

John: Hey Craig you kickin' it at bayshore today, got plenty of girls comin' to.

Craig: Naw nigga got do with gymnastics.

John: Crag why you gotta be sucha poopiemuffin.

by Craig Got $wag March 4, 2013

poopsmith

n. A plumber. So called because poop is the medium in which they work. A metalsmith works with metal, a poopsmith works with poop. See also ppopsmithery

My terlet's all blocked up. Best call the poopsmith.

by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004

Poopis

A derogatory term used to describe someone that's done something stupid. Derived from the word "poop".

Origin: Greek (poopda)

She changed the channel during the football game. She's such a poopis.

Just watched Are you Smarter than a Fifth Grader, the contestant was such a poopis.

Person 1: Hey remeber that Spongebob episode with that song?

Person 2: I don't watch Spongebob anymore you Poopis

by Grandy September 19, 2009