Pofty

Is a new platform, pofty.com. Which is trying to change the landscape of labour and services
POFTY: Professional, Organised, Focused, Trustworthy, Yes Minded

Where did you find this chief? oh, I Pofty it

by History&EnglishResearch August 6, 2020

Pofty

Someone who is really wise and smart

This guy looks like a pofty, I really want to know what he is up to

by History&EnglishResearch August 9, 2020

Pofty

Someone who lies quite often, untrustworthy. May even be quite shady.

“Damn that guy is quite pofty innit”
“Yeah my coworker is a bit of a pofty”

by mispellked July 22, 2023

potty potato

Slang for a very large, solid bowel movement

I dropped a potty potato and it clgged the toilet.

by dirtdoctor July 13, 2009

Potty putter

The dumbest fucking idea ever invented.

Wife - "Oh honey I bought you the potty putter so you can play a game while taking a nasty shit."
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"

by Mac Long Dong June 6, 2013

Tea Potty Ideology

Tea potty ideology describes the nonsensical extreme and ludicrous positions of the Tea Party aka Tea Baggers such as the repeal of the Amendments 14, 16, and 17 to the US Constitution or arguments that the Consitution does not contain a Separation of Church and State. These feckless leaders are intent on leading the Country into an Idiocracy. Though the movement truly lacks any coherent or unified positions on anything, and much of what they say is not well thought out and is entirely inconsistent, to the extent that there is common ground amongst this diverse group of angry lunatics, this phrase summarizes what they stand for because for the most part it is utter bullshit and should be flushed down the toilet!

The Tea Bagger Candidate for US Senate in Delaware opined and stated her Tea Potty ideology that there is no Separation of Church and State.

by jmspaesq October 31, 2010

Root Pooty

A man who sharts on YouTube for profit

Guy 1: Do you know Root Pooty?

Guy 2: Yeah, isn’t he the guy who farts?

by Matt Man07 March 5, 2021