PmP

abbr. Practice makes Perfect (followed by a game/version)
Example: PmPv1.6 <--- Counter-Strike 1.6

1. Abbreviation used when a noob accuses a LEGIT player of hacking on an Online Game.
2. Used mainly by those who have never downloaded/installed a hack for an Online Game.

Noob: Nice hacks, what do ya use?
ToKey: PmPv1.6
Noob: I knew it! Leave you NOOB!
ToKey: Man!...My PmP is outta controL!

by ToKey August 14, 2006

PMP

PMP Means Pound My Pussy

Me: "I PMP'D that girl so hard last night"
Friend: "Was that pussy good?"

by Highs69 May 14, 2021

PMP

PMP "Permanent Man's Period" - Unlike women who have a monthly cycle, Contrary to popular belief there are some men who get a permanent period similar to women which leads to constant non-stop complaining, nagging & bitchiness!

Wow, what is his issue? He won't stop complaining & nagging at me? He has PMP!

by Can't GetRight May 31, 2010

PMP

An acronym used, often when texting, to convey “pissing my pants” when something is insanely funny.

You are the best, I’m seriously PMP!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 27, 2021

pmp

pmp: Peed my pants

more than "lol"

How do you punish Helen Keller?
..Give her a basketball and tel her to read it.

pmp!!!

by B.Mathers May 9, 2009

PMP

-noun- A "PMP" is a Personal Media Player. These devices tend to have at least a 5" screen and some have up to a 12" screen. They play music, movies, games, some have wifi capabilities and they also do PDA functions and run operating systems. They are usually seen in the laps of hypernerds on trains, planes and in the back seat of Mom's SUV.

"Bobby whipped out his PMP on the plane and watched "Soul Plane" to pass the time."

"With my PMP, I can listen to music, check my email and play tetris at the same time...bitches!"

by John A. Facade May 30, 2007

PMP

pee my pant

"something that was funny"
response: pmp

by ccoooooolllll May 18, 2011