Pissybean

someone who is extremely drunk, yet denies it no matter what.

Guy: You're a pissybean, loool

Girl: I'm notttt :'(

by minidude January 15, 2008

pissblanket

A plastic mattress protector; used to prevent a mattress from becoming wrecked if somebody has enuresis (if they piss the bed). They are often found on beds at group homes and similar facilities.

Robbins then thinks about the pissblankets on every bed in the joint, so he rips the pissblanket off of one of the beds, goes around and unscrews all of the light bulbs he can get to, pours the generous helping of light bulbs into the pissblanket (approx. 24 bulbs), gathers up the edges, and whirls the bulging pissblanket over his head -- striking the wall with it a number of times until he is absolutely, positively, 100% certain that all of the bulbs inside are busted. He then crams the pissblanket and its cargo of broken bulbs into a nearby wastepaperbasket.

by Telephony April 16, 2011

pussybeast

A person who seriously loves fucking women.

My old boyfriend was an A-1 pussybeast.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

Pissybelly

Pissybelly… meaning … belly full of piss
ones bladder that is full up to the brim of wee wee

I need to go to the bog girlfriend I have pissybelly

by DrTurner July 14, 2011

pussybeater

1. A male who succeeds in pummeling a woman’s vagina in rough sexual intercourse.

2.A person with a strong dislike of kitty-cats that release their internal frustration beating up pussy cats

"I don't fuck with that nigga no more, he's a pussybeater! I'm still hurtin, girl."

"I heard Matt is a pussybeater, he hates cats."

by thekid34 December 17, 2006

pissypants

the act of being a pissy little arrogant know it all fuck. being an all around douchebag, having a bad temperment and being unpleasant in general for no reason other than being pissed that you suck at life

"I had an awful table that was so pissypants. I knew I wouldnt get a tip as soon as they sat down."

by MISSMAYHEM13 August 24, 2009

Pissblanket

Sometimes referred to as a tramp's duvet or a child's piss stained blanket.

Hey Phil, check that guy curled up on the street in his pissblanket.

Mom, do i really have to wash my own pissblanket?? Can't you do it?

by snatchbandit February 10, 2010