Pharing

When two or more people share one phone, i.e. take selfies together, scroll through stupid shared Facebook videos.

Brendan, our pharing today was super lit

by Brendan Lynch September 6, 2016

pharyngulate

To crash an online poll by publishing its link so that large numbers of blog readers will make their opinions known there, often shifting the results dramatically.

Derived from usage on PZ Myer's blog Pharyngula.

Woohoo! Another meaningless poll to pharyngulate. Currently it's 60% NO.

by JohnnieCanuck April 5, 2009

Phasing

The period of time in between highs where you’re not sober but you’re not high either.

“Yo I think he’s having a withdrawal. He’s freakin’ out.”
“Nah he’s just phasing.”

by Putin’s Schlong March 7, 2019

Phish Pharming

When your Risk Management department starts phishing the company in an effort to develop job security or increase their perceived relevance.

I didn't really get phished much until Risk and Compliance started Phish Pharming us every few days.

by Jaydeo April 25, 2019

Rolo Phasing

When your birds fanny is hanging so you cover it in rolo pudding to make it better.

Dan found oral more enjoyable when Rolo Phasing with his girlfriend

by Ekewanka October 8, 2018

pharyngulate

1. verb: to skew results of an online poll, usually having to do with religion, science, or politics, in order to reflect a more rational result.

from the blog of the great PZ Myers

Dude, we totally pharyngulated that ridiculous Texas-based poll about creationism being taught in schools. Count that a win for science!

by tnkrbl April 5, 2009

pharming party

A party of young people fishing for drugs in there elder's drug cabinet and then having a party.

You go to your mom's house, then you find and take her xanax at your pharming party.

by Rootsy August 26, 2006