One who leaches off others whilst pretending to be their friend. Once they have their fill they move on to the next victim.
That Slimbo is a real parasite. Waited till his mate got a big payout then he and his mates bled him white then disappeared.
by Slimbo Kev February 10, 2017
Get the Parasitemug. " hey you wanna watchg that jonny c, he ll try take the lot of ya if your not carefull, hes a right parasite"
by legend13 April 13, 2010
Get the parasitemug. by black flag June 5, 2004
Get the Parasitemug. a member of the royal family who lives off the taxpayer whilst giving little in return except for opening a few hospitals and shaking a few hands
by tellitstraight September 18, 2007
Get the parasitemug. most people in general in high school, thrive off of others,usually social animals, nosing into other people's bussiness, until someone grows the balls to the break their pretty little face
wide eyed parasite:"Are u and jenny having sex?"
descent person:"none of your business."(blank expression)
parasite:"please tell me, I wont tell anyone."
decent person walks away.
descent person:"none of your business."(blank expression)
parasite:"please tell me, I wont tell anyone."
decent person walks away.
by Slayerfan101 December 22, 2008
Get the parasitemug. Jack: Shit dude, it's all burners, hippies, stoners, freaks and fags at this party.
Joey: Yep, nothin but parasites here, dude.
Joey: Yep, nothin but parasites here, dude.
by Jack the Dick March 9, 2007
Get the parasitemug. parasiter: para-siter (n), a website that gathers personal information from other websites by online/electronic tracking
Nomorerack is the parasiter that tracked my online search for a specific camera before emailing me a sales link, which advertised the exact camera.
by Eizner July 19, 2013
Get the parasitermug.