Par Par

An extension of 'he doesn't know' but unable to do the pfft. Instead "Par Par" is all that is managed to be vocalised.

Adam: 'Hey Ed, did you know that Dan isn't in today?'

Ed: 'Oh, I didn't know'

Adam: 'Hey Lloyd, Pffft... Pffft... Ed didn't know!'

Lloyd: 'Par Par'

by wasi July 1, 2009

Par-Trump-cipation Trophy

When you finish second but are given first prize anyway. Inspired by Donald Trump receiving 2.1% fewer votes than Hillary Clinton but being given the presidency as a participation trophy.

Christopher Columbus is often accredited as the first European to step foot in the Americas. However, this is just a Par-Trump-cipation Trophy as the Viking, Leif Erikson, established a settlement at L’Anse aux Meadows in Newfoundland some 500 years before Columbus left Europe

by America is the bad place October 17, 2021

Par Nod

Slang for a police officer, used on the east coast. Originated from Po-9.

"Yo, here come's par nod, lets be out son".

by Leviathin January 2, 2009

short par 4

a high percentage that your upcoming experience will be a positive one, and a very low percentage that it will end in disappointment

when the odds are strongly in favor one being a success in their future happening; just as in golf, a short par 4 represents a situation that will prove to result in foreseeable victory for the participant

"Are you nervous for your date?"

"Not at all. She is my sister's good friend and she loves football players. It's a short par 4."

by THEGOATSGAZETTE February 12, 2017

Par

When something happens to you that is considered by many to be an extremely rude breach of social standard. This includes getting dissed, getting slapped, being swiftly rejected by a girl you've been making advances on, when someone or something causes unnecessary hardship, or even being ignored my your mum. In short, it is getting demoralised. Hard.

The term was popularised by London rapper Tempa-T, with his song 'Next Hype'.

It is possible that Par is a derivative of the term Faux Pas, which in french literally means a 'False Step' against the established norm.

1.
Ricky: Yo gal you lookin kinda nice tonight, mind if i get you a drink?
Girl: Errr...get out of my face, don't talk to me. I think you need some aquafresh as well, cos your breath is kickin! Dem trainers aint real either.
Ricky's mate: Ricky Bruv, you just got parred.

2.

Ricky: Eh Mum! What you cookin' tonight? Smells taaassty!!!
(no response)
Ricky: Mum...Mum?! Ah allow it.
Ricky's mate: Ricky bruv, you just got parred, by your own mum.

3.

Tempa-T: I SAY GET OUT DA CAR!
Ricky: Ah allow it..
Ricky's mate: Par.

4.
Ricky's mum: Ricky, go shops and get me a coke and some skittles. Maybe some skips as well. Fuck it, i'll right you a list.

Ricky: Where is it?

Ricky's mum: 'Bout half hour away, if you hop on a bus.
Ricky: Mum, i aint got money for the bus.

Ricky's mum: Walk then.

Ricky: Ah allow it, thats long
Ricky's mate: Ricky Bruv, you keep gettin' parred.

by RickyRankin' April 15, 2010

On par

To be on the same level or understanding someone else.

Im totally on par with what you're saying.

Me and mike were on par While playing horse.

by RyanRebs February 12, 2018

Classic Par

The phrase 'Classic Par' is saved for situations in which a person is horrifically undermined or taunted by another's actions to such an extent that they exercise their right to sit in a dark corner and cry for 32 days (or should do).

(Not to be confused with 'Par' or 'Raw Par')

Situation:
Girl 1 (17) is going out with Boy 1 (20).
Boy 2 likes Girl 1 and Girl 1 likes Boy 2.
In fact, Girl 1 likes Boy 2 so much that she dumps Boy 1 to be with him.

This could be described as a 'Classic Par'
alternatively, it could be said that Boy 2 'Classically Parred' Boy 1

by SomeNextGuyFam March 19, 2011