2 definitions by SomeNextGuyFam
The phrase 'Classic Par' is saved for situations in which a person is horrifically undermined or taunted by another's actions to such an extent that they exercise their right to sit in a dark corner and cry for 32 days (or should do).
(Not to be confused with 'Par' or 'Raw Par')
(Not to be confused with 'Par' or 'Raw Par')
Situation:
Girl 1 (17) is going out with Boy 1 (20).
Boy 2 likes Girl 1 and Girl 1 likes Boy 2.
In fact, Girl 1 likes Boy 2 so much that she dumps Boy 1 to be with him.
This could be described as a 'Classic Par'
alternatively, it could be said that Boy 2 'Classically Parred' Boy 1
Girl 1 (17) is going out with Boy 1 (20).
Boy 2 likes Girl 1 and Girl 1 likes Boy 2.
In fact, Girl 1 likes Boy 2 so much that she dumps Boy 1 to be with him.
This could be described as a 'Classic Par'
alternatively, it could be said that Boy 2 'Classically Parred' Boy 1
by SomeNextGuyFam March 4, 2011
A 'raw par' (or more rarely 'par squared') is a phrase used predominantly by males of Generation Z. Its primary function is to define the rare occurance in which ones par is negated and made void, by the countering 'raw par' of another.
A 'raw par' is most commonly found in circles in which 'bare cusses' and phrases inducing 'beef' are thrown around casually, usually resulting in violence and occasional death. A raw par is most commonly followed by a group of young males annunciating an 'OOOH' sound. This sound is often falsetto in black youths.
A 'raw par' is most commonly found in circles in which 'bare cusses' and phrases inducing 'beef' are thrown around casually, usually resulting in violence and occasional death. A raw par is most commonly followed by a group of young males annunciating an 'OOOH' sound. This sound is often falsetto in black youths.
Youth 1: FAAM, YOURR NAN IS SO GOOD IN BEDD, SHE OUTDID YOUR MUMM! GET PARRED.
Youth 2: Bruv, your par game is weak... AT LEAST MY MUM IS NOT BED BOUND BY VIRAL INFECTION, SYMPTOMS OF WHICH INCLUDE A BLUE, PUSS RIDDEN GENITAL AREA WITH VARIOUS MAL-COLORED CYSTS CAUSED MOST PROBABLY BY INCREASED SEXUAL ACTIVITIES WITH MEN THAT ARE NOT FRATERNAL TO YOU. YOUR PARRED.
Youth chorus: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH OHHHH OHHHHHHHH OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOHHHHH SHHIITTT OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAW PAR. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAAWWWWWW
Youth 2: Bruv, your par game is weak... AT LEAST MY MUM IS NOT BED BOUND BY VIRAL INFECTION, SYMPTOMS OF WHICH INCLUDE A BLUE, PUSS RIDDEN GENITAL AREA WITH VARIOUS MAL-COLORED CYSTS CAUSED MOST PROBABLY BY INCREASED SEXUAL ACTIVITIES WITH MEN THAT ARE NOT FRATERNAL TO YOU. YOUR PARRED.
Youth chorus: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH OHHHH OHHHHHHHH OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOHHHHH SHHIITTT OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAW PAR. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAAWWWWWW
by SomeNextGuyFam April 5, 2011