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pandora's box

According to Greek legend, the first woman, Pandora, was actually sent as a curse to Zues' men (See, you knew it was true, guys) and was given a present upon her marriage. The present was a box that she was told never to open. Needless to say her curiosity got the better of her (like eating forbidden fruit) and she unleashed eight demons unto the world. The first seven being the seven deadly sins, and the last, which she managed to capture, was hope.


Today, much like christianity's idea of biting forbidden fruit, opening pandora's box refers to getting into a situation over which one has very little control over.
The assassinating on Austrian Archduke ferdinand in 1914 opened pandora's box for Europe.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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Pandora's Pot

The current state of medical marijuana. It's out there, and its not going to terminal cancer patients. And it's not going away.
Cop 1: I can't believe someone gave that toddler a medical marijuana card.

Cop 2: What can you do? It's Pandora's Pot.

Cop 1: F-ing existentialist.
by J.Im June 8, 2009
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Pandora's Vagina

A vagina so big that no man could use and have any pleasure
Man dude I just got done getting jiggy with your mom and I couldn't please her Pandora's Vagina
by The tickler 575757 August 20, 2015
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Pandora's Pussy

A pussy so controversial, it could ruin your life after fucking.
Guy 1: I wanted to fuck her, but she's my girlfriend's best friend.
Guy 2: A bit of a pandora's pussy, eh?
by PPKS0S July 29, 2018
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Pandora’s Milk Carton

Pandora’s Milk Carton is when you put an entire school lunch in a full carton of school skim choccy milk it is extremely disgusting
My Friend made Pandora’s Milk Carton in the School Cafeteria, it was so disgusting.
by Za hando May 18, 2021
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Pandora's In-Box

When a person is sufficiently addicted to checking their e-mail and/or text message inboxes, said inbox becomes known as "Pandora's In-Box."
Jeff: Hold on, I think I just got a text.

Mike: Dude, your phone is turning into Pandora's In-box.
by Mackie11 June 16, 2009
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Pandora's In-Box

An inbox containing an e-mail/text/social networking message that you receive in your inbox that you feel you would've been better off not opening.
"...Honestly, I don't care where you end up from here, but either grow up, or get out of my life.

p.s. just so I'm clear, we were friends, but I don't and never have liked you more than that. Feeling that way about me is pointless, nothing will ever happen between us. Find someone else and be happy!... now let me ask one last thing: how close DID you think we were? I considered you a friend, i didnt think we were as close as it seems you thought we were..."

Becky: Yeah, he sent all that and more in a stupid fucking facebook message.

Sharon: Wow, what a douchebag.
Becky: Yeah, and the sucky thing was that my mom went in and changed my password on my Facebook account because I was grounded and I didn't read this until a week after he sent it when I got my password back. I wish I was still grounded so that I would not have known what he had said.
Sharon: Hmmm, sounds like a message from Pandora's In-box.
by S[he's] Br[ok]en September 23, 2011
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