Post-Traumatic Fart Disorder. What you suffer from after a friend rips a total crop-duster in a small, confined space. As a result of dusting, you lose your appetite for a period of 24-48 hours following event.
by panda foxfire April 03, 2010
PTFD, also known as Post Traumatic Finn Disorder, is a serious mental condition, caused by none other than a Finn.
This condition is easily contractable if you stay in contact with a Finn for a prolonged period of time and can cause immeasurable mental problems.
Lesser known version, with similar effects is called PTSD (Post traumatic stress disorder)
This condition is easily contractable if you stay in contact with a Finn for a prolonged period of time and can cause immeasurable mental problems.
Lesser known version, with similar effects is called PTSD (Post traumatic stress disorder)
by Victims Of PTFD September 27, 2023
by Dirps November 02, 2017
Post Traumatic Ford Disorder. The overwhelming sense of paranoia that your brand new ride has a bunch of nonexistent problems because your last vehicle was a Ford.
Me: I swear, my new car keeps vibrating weird. Something has to be wrong with it.
Friend: Nah, there's nothing wrong with it. You're just suffering from PTFD.
Friend: Nah, there's nothing wrong with it. You're just suffering from PTFD.
by FoundOnTheRoadDead(FORD) March 03, 2019
"Pipe The Fuck Down" used online in chat rooms towards people who are extremly loud on the mic.. Or for people arguing in chatroom.
nicki: Bitch you don't know me
Jessica: I dont wanna know you
Tasha: I wish both of you would ptfd dont nobody wanna hear that shyt
Jessica: I dont wanna know you
Tasha: I wish both of you would ptfd dont nobody wanna hear that shyt
by Courtney W June 24, 2005
Acronym for Post Traumatic Fun Disorder. PTFD is defined as a mental condition caused by repetitive exposure to stoned NEETs pretending that any of your friend’s boring rooms were fun; This condition is commonly characterized by a severely altered sense of fun wherein the afflicted have a much harder time enjoying themselves in any given activity, especially when alcohol/weed isn’t involved
“Does Mason want to go bowling with us?”
“Nah, he’s got PTFD. If pussy/weed/alcohol/nature isn’t involved, he’s out. Is the bowling at a bar/strip club?”
“No..?”
“Don’t even ask him.”
“Nah, he’s got PTFD. If pussy/weed/alcohol/nature isn’t involved, he’s out. Is the bowling at a bar/strip club?”
“No..?”
“Don’t even ask him.”
by GiggityGoo102 May 29, 2023
Post-Traumatic Fabian Disorder. When you hang around a Fabian, you may experience symptoms of PTFD. Including, but not limited to: Anger, anger, more anger, rage, fury, and angry fury, angry rage, and even more anger.
by K2Dudeman February 08, 2019