old timer's disease

An affliction in individuals over age 60 that causes them to be unable to stop telling stories about "the good old days"

possibly a hereditary condition

When I turn 60 I'm sure I'll be boring everyone talking about my high school days because old timer's disease runs in my family.

by Chuky Wun March 15, 2017

old timer's disease

slang for Alzheimer's disease

The elderly are not necessarily the only victims of old timer's disease, although they are the ones who get it the most.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2010

Old Timer's syndrome

An apt mondegreen for Alzheimer's Syndrome.

I think my granny has Old Timer's Syndrome... she keeps calling me "Mr. Roosevelt"!

by breakfaster January 4, 2007

old Timer's Adle

Old Timer's Disease aka Alzheimer's

I'm guessing you're starting to get Old Timer's Adle

by Master of beargreen August 21, 2023

old timer's disease

The term "old timer's disease" is commonly used by uneducated people who aren't aware that the disease is actually called, "alzheimer's disease."

People that typically use this term are typically paired with low IQs, which is prevalent by their life choices. example/ went to a community college, lives close to parents, works in fast food, construction, nail salons etc.

Person 1: "My grandma has old timer's disease."
Person 2: "Are you stupid? It's called alzheimers disease! And in case you didn't know, it's not just old people that can develop alzheimers. You should really read more or at least take the time to learn proper information. Jesus effin christ.....

by shocktarts123 June 6, 2016

for old times' sake

as a way of remembering something pleasent from the past

Honestly, our theater group should reunite – just for old times' sake.

by friendernie2 October 19, 2013

Old Time Picture Show

This is when you tie someone to a chair and force them to watch videos of you jacking off in other peoples faces while you jack off on their face and film it for future use.

I have a feeling Aaron will love the old time picture show tonight and give it two thumbs up.

by Fingerlove November 26, 2010