Oink syndrome

Oink syndrome (also known as Quack syndrome) is a condition where the victim has many bad takes and displays high levels of hypocrisy and stupidity. They can't comprehend why their takes are bad even when people explain it to them carefully and will sometimes lie to get out of uncomfortable situations and try to pose as the victim.

That guy just tried to defend NFTs. He must have Oink syndrome.

by General_Clanker March 22, 2023

oink shit

used by people who works in pig farms, when they intentionally step on fresh pig's fecal matter just to get the attention of co- workers.

danny boy: do you smell that?
garry: what?
danny boy: did you just step on an oink shit?!?
garry: nooo...
danny boy: *(sigh)*
garry:i just ate some

by chadick October 16, 2008

oink-omatic chromatic splooge

oink oink

damn, that was an oink-omatic chromatic splooge!

by slimyhibber October 22, 2018

Sir Oink

A Sir Oink is usually a green figurine with "ok" written in black sharpie across his face. A Sir Oink is referred to as "Sir", because of its 3 years spent in medical school. They or It usually has attended quite some time to study the best uses for terms, also, as it is evident in his words. Annoying, bad, or ugly people are Plebs, and Good / Ok people are Squirps. It is very rare for the figurine to be holding a thumbs up. Lastly, a normal Sir Oink owns a minecraft server, and is very lay back.

This Sir Oink has sun rays around him
My Sir Oink has Sunglasses
My Sir Oink is holding his thumb up

by TobiG December 1, 2016

oinkshart

Having anal with a pig, a really horny pig, and this pigs decides to shart all over your dick

I had oinkshart with a really specI'll someone last night.

by SlutFuck.com December 20, 2016

The Oinks

Def. Another term for the Swine Flu.

1) I'm coming down with a wicked bad case of the oinks!

2) I'm praying I don't get the oinks, they were out of vaccines.

3) Don't come over. Seriously, we have The Oinks!

by The Oinks Suck November 10, 2009

Oinks

A person who calls oinks on an object, in some cases a person, will have full ownership of said object. Any person who violates the use of oinks is liable to have their oinks privileges revoked.

Oinks is akin to dibs, but more powerful and more permanent.

Also commonly used as seat check.

I got oinks on that beer.

by QuacksisDibs July 24, 2019