Northhampton,
Massachusetts.
A community renowned as a home for practitioners of
alternative lifestyles and befuddled liberal
pseudo-intellectuals with Ph.D's in disciplines such as Social Welfare Theory, Feminist Studies, and Marxist Political Economy, most of whom lecture at the many colleges in Amherst, MA.
Aging Hippie: Fight soulless, profit-mongering
international corporations! Fair trade!
Living wage! Coca-Cola kills kittens!
Sociology student: Hey, Professor! (Hands Starbucks cup) Here's your Caramel Macchiatto!
Aging hippie: WHERE'S MY BISCOTTI???