Netflicut

When you open the DVD envelope from Netflix by sliding your finger under the "open here" directions and you inflict a nasty paper cut on yourself

"I was so excited when the Superbad DVD arrived in the mail that I accidentally got a Netflicut on my finger from opening the packaging so frantically."

by judybj January 9, 2010

Netflixated

A condition in which the afflicted person doesn't watch any programming that isn't on the video-on-demand service Netflix to the exclusion of all other video-on-demand services.

This could be due to economical reasons or simply a personal preference.

Alex is Netflixated; if it's not on Netflix, Alex won't watch it so don't even bother suggesting it!

Unaffected Person: Did you see (insert the name of the show)?
Netflixated Person: Is it on Netflix?

I get so frustrated with people who are Netflixated because they can't discuss anything that isn't on Netflix!

Don't talk about (insert name of show) or you'll spoil it for me because I'm Netflixated and I've only seen seasons 1-4 since that's all Netflix has.

Unaffected Person: Thanks for recommending (insert name of obscure show)--I loved it! How did you find it?
Netflixated Person: Oh, no problem. I'm Netflixated and know about all kinds of interesting programs deep in the bowels of Netflix.

by TeaInTheMoment February 24, 2018

Netflicking

The act of endlessly flicking through Netflix in an un-decisive manner.

I wanted to watch Netflix but I ended up netflicking through shows for 30 min.

by Fi8hi June 7, 2017

netflic

when you misspell netflix

*types netflic* "god dammit"

by the wordest August 9, 2017

Netflixitarian

When someone watches a food documentary on Netflix and all of a sudden changes everything they eat.

James watched a Netflix food documentary last night and has only eaten leaves this week. He is therefore a Netflixitarian.

by Dj LibriL August 28, 2017

Netflickin' the bean

Female masturbating to hot male actors while binge watching a Netflix series.

I think she only watches that show because she likes netflickin' the bean when actor X comes on.

by I just thought of it now April 21, 2020

Netflintervention

when a group of family/friends/people who care about you and your well-being, sit you down and have a long talk about your incessant netflixing.

Honey, we love you, but we need to have a netflintervention. It's been weeks since we've seen you and we're worried.

by cottonpenis May 25, 2015