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Newsom’s Nacho

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See also def: Nacho Party and add Newsom in front. 1. nacho party
A sexual act in which a large number of men ejaculate into another man's stretched-out asshole, and then eat eat nacho chips using their semen as dip.
2.alternative term for San Francisco, CA.
I am elated to be back in Florida, after my trip to Newsom’s Nacho!

The gas prices for my diesel engine are insane over there in Newsom’s Nacho!
by Nacho Btch September 10, 2022
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Nantucket Nacho Supreme

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If your stomach is craving for a traditional Mexican delight and your big, throbbing cock is screaming for a nice, wet vagina, look no further than the Nantucket Nacho Supreme. The nacho supreme is a combination of two great things and must be made very carefully and specifically. First you must start by engaging in a three way with two women. (We are fans of the devils three way but if want this food option, two ladies is the way to go.) One of the women in the three way is required to be a virgin. Next you lay the non virgin down and pour some crisp tortilla chips on her abdomen. You then take a nice piss all over those chips. This is replica of the cheese on nachos. Now you shart all over the chips. Make sure the shart explodes when exiting the buttox. This explosive shart replicates spicy ground beef. You then will shove your entire hand down your throat and throw up on top of the nachos to replicate the guacamole. Next you take the virgin and pound the mess out of her. Hopefully you pop her cherry which will bleed and replicate the salsa. Last but not least you cum all over the top of the nachos which is the sour cream. Only the finest of men can complete the making of this food.
Blaine: Dang John, I'm really hungry!
John: How bout you call Margaret and Caroline and make a Nantucket nacho supreme.
Blaine: Dang John, you sir are an innovator. I think I have some fresh shart ready to explode out of my cheeks!
by Smith2069 May 31, 2017
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Nacho Story

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A pointless tale. A story with the intention of being witty, but ends up being not. The phrase originates from 'The Nacho Story' but now is a wider term used for other like stories.
The Nacho Story: "One time I went to the pub, there were these people, they ordered Nachos, they cost £5. But then when they came, all they were were some Doritos with some tomato sauce and cheese on, but they ate them anyway because they were £5."

A Nacho Story: "My Dad puts salt on lettuce and one time he started putting it on mine and I was like 'What are you doing?'"
by ashy111111111111111 March 7, 2009
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an EXTREMELY hot girl between the ages of 18 and 23 that is of latin descent that causes much head turning and gawking by the opposite sex especially when she shakes her ass at 131 mph on the dance floor.
nacho supreme made my weiner go numb after i danced with her.
by lord nude May 29, 2005
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Nacho Squirt

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A sexual fetish in which a man dips his penis into nacho sauce then has vaginal intercourse with a woman. The man ejaculates inside of the woman, the semen and nacho sauce mixture is then squirted from the woman's vagina into either person's mouth and then consumed (usually the man consumes the squirted mixture)
I gave that girl an extra spicy nacho squirt last night.
by DassBoot April 13, 2009
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nacho scoop

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when a girl is giving you head, you smear cheese on her ass, then you scoop it up with some nachos... dont forget to offer her some
yoo i just nacho scooped my girlfriend and it was delicious but i forgot the jalapeños
by el nacho scooper October 15, 2011
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Nacho Soup

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A sexual fetish when a man eats spicy nacho doritos and proceeds to rub the cheese residue from his hands onto his penis. Then he fucks a girl anally creating a spicy soupy concoction.
John: Yo Jack are you still talking to Lauren?
Jack: Nah man I was over her house last week and she asked me for nacho soup. I gave it to her but shit got weird after that.
John: Yeah that bitch is a freak
by sketti wrestlin' February 9, 2013
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