Musper

To mumble and whisper at the same time

Speak up and ununciate, you're muspering!

by Philosopher Z May 20, 2014

Myspersonality

Someone's personality on myspace, which may be different from their true personality.

I met this girl Jill yesterday. She was really sweet on Myspace, but she's a total bitch in person. I guess her Myspersonality mislead me...

by czniggs March 27, 2009

Pwoper Muser

The growing group of musers well versed in everything related to the band Muse, and its members.

They take their name from a youtube video showing the lead singer, Matt Bellamy (A.K.A. God,) catching a fish, which he proceeds to name "pwoper".

A Muser usually reaches pwoperness when he or she has heard all 126 songs, and knows the lyrics to approximately 76 of them. The definition of pwoperness reaches out to include involvement in the muse community, knowledge of various muse gigs, knowledge of interviews, Affiliation with TakeABow19, and knowledge of every single article of clothing worn by either Matt Bellamy, Dom Howard, or Chris Wolstenholme.

"My sister is a Pwoper Muser. All she ever talks about is the fucking glitterati!"

"I'm a Pwoper Muser. I don't have a favorite Muse album."

by TheNoodleFish January 27, 2012

Mupper

Someone who likes to have fun.

Lee is a mupper.

by itsThemuRR September 19, 2018

musterbate

To sit idly and think.

"That is a lot of money. I will have to musterbate for a while before I make a descision."

by Shake Zula May 10, 2005

Musers

A bunch of people who lip sync their way to fame 😂🙄

me: musers have no talent

by Lynne's August 14, 2016

Muster Cluster

When multiple dicks are being penatrated in a single womans vagina.

Bro! We had a muster cluster with Kate last night!

by Mr. Jones21 January 23, 2011