Muir

Term used to describe excessive anal hairgrowth.

I told her I would not go up the Oxo Tower unless she waxed that Muir.

by Dalton Dan August 11, 2008

Muir

noun: A writing program at the University of California of San Diego that rapes people with long papers.

verb: To get raped by the writing program or its papers.

(n) Wow, Muir sucks.

(v) Away Message: It's 3:47AM, I'm getting Muired right now.

by SeriphX March 8, 2005

Muir

A way of life, a Muir is a person who cleans dishes at pubs for drug money and spends the rest of his days crying over little bo peep and her lost sheep.
A muir is a viscious and mean spirited being who is often homo-satanic.

It is said that if a Muir looks at you in the eyes and sings Stairway to Heaven backwards you freeze and become a little lost sheep of his own creation.

If someobody is crying or moaning bo Peep, then you say stop being a muir

Or if a mean gremlin is attacking you for food say ' Get away you big green MUIR!!!

by Blondie Von spitzelbergenstein December 1, 2006

Muir

to stir things up deliberately to cause bad feelings or to load rounds and walk away allowing others to fire them

dont listen, its just another muir moment

by madog1 December 12, 2010

muir

Scottish clan from the highlands, particularly on the Firth of Tay. John Muir, founder of the Sierra Club, is the best-known American Muir. Jeff Muir, brilliant writer, satirist, and hot hunky lover is the current reigning Muir.

Hot woman: Wow, you are so hot you are almost MUIR.

by Link Hoggthrob March 24, 2004

Muired

v. To get fucked up so fast you don't even know what hit you; to go from 0 to rager in approximately 3.5 seconds

Trey got so muired last night off that KD that he puked his brains out and passed out on his cot.

by FEMA October 21, 2009

will muir

has a huge penis, is super attractive and is really good at minecraft, he talks to every girl but no one will date him

will muir is fat

by herobrineisalive6969 September 9, 2019