Morris's Theorem

Every single, solitary, girl -- no exceptions -- looks better with longer hair than shorter hair.

I thought this girl was bad, but then I remembered Morris's Theorem and thought about how she's wasting her potential.

by Jimmy Cooks 17 February 11, 2025

Morris Syndrome

Obsessing over a particular subject unnecessarily. Making the certain subjects become their life in it's entirety. One may believe the Syndrome has gone when in fact they have just moved on to another subject to obsess over.

'Man I love Green Day'- This person has Morris Syndrome for Green Day.

'Team Jacob'- Morris Syndrome and idiot.

by Billie Joe Armstrong Baby xxx October 26, 2010

Morris Syndrome

A form of male pattern baldness in which the patient's hair appears to migrate from the scalp to the face, normally taking the form of a goatee beard, or in extreme cases, ginger sideburns. Morris Syndrome is caused by the word 'Morris', making Morris Men and Morris Marina owners more susceptible to infection.

He has a bad case of Morris Syndrome

by Anne Onnymouse March 8, 2011

Morris Selfie

When a short brunette girl takes a selfie of half her face, with her squad in the background.

'Moz take a Morris Selfie'
'OK everyone smile….'
**takes photo of self with squad in the background posing**

by rotrot April 13, 2015

Connor James Morris Smith

The best boyfriend a girl could ask for

"Connor James Morris Smith is the best racist I know."

by YourAverageWamen December 2, 2022

Mr Morris skibidi

Mr morris means some blondish brown hair that is a math teacher hes very cool and very sexy

he teaches students how to do equations and will make u pass every gcse test ever

hes a very cool guy and very handsome and gyat but hes very strict when it comes to sitting plans and he should maybe be nicer next time ;)

'Mr morris": Yo wsg gang hang
Students: wsp mr momomorris

Mr morris skibidi

by skibidi toilet math babay morr November 19, 2023

haymon morris middle school

This school is the worst school on the planet the principal sucks Pepe on the daily and the people in that school are all non virgin or drug addicts

“Hey I’m goin to Haymon Morris middle school.” “Oh you mean the prison on the hill?”

by URI November 3, 2019