This monkey slaps everything including his keyboard at a top speed of 130wpm. Most monkeys are primitive normies, but this Abnormal is godly at comedy, guessing countries, selecting leaders and owning dead servers.
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A loud and particularly wet fart, one that presumably rips your anus apart. From the infamous "Not Without My Anus" episode of South Park.
by Professor Panic February 28, 2005
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the word derives from the way monkeys at the zoo poop in their own hand and throw it at their enemies.
the word derives from the way monkeys at the zoo poop in their own hand and throw it at their enemies.
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So that's the lyrics? "I'm a' say what's on my monkeysauce, I'm a' say what's on my monkeysau'"(abbreviated the 2nd time to fit the rhythm) I never knew that...?
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